I have actually punched myself in the face by accident on more than one occasion; I even gave myself a black eye that way while putting lights on a Christmas tree. All of those times have been when I was stone cold sober.

I can fall like that when wearing flats.

I am constantly losing my balance. I don’t get why it is so unbelievable that Jennifer Lawrence can also be clumsy. Many people are. My great aunt once spent a month with her wrist in a cast and then got hit by a truck a few days after the cast came off. Shortly after recovering from that she was trying to hang a…

That is exactly what the barista is thinking. I can guarantee there is also much eye rolling involved.

I have to know his “reasoning” for any of that being Christian iconography.

I try to avoid their parking lots as much as possible, but yes I don’t shortcut through them when I can’t. They are always way too busy for that to even be a little safe.

I could probably loosen up a bit about the parking lot thing but only when they are truly not full of cars. I’ve had people almost run me over in packed parking lots because they cut through when they couldn’t see around obstructions.

The US not getting involved in WWI would have helped as well.

That’s what I would do too because I am a geeky, bookish, civic-minded, politically correct, do-gooder. To a fault. My husband makes fun of me because I put on my seat belt to drive to the other side of a parking lot. I not only return my grocery cart but any loose ones I can manage. I pick up other people’s garbage,…

there are obviously more superior animals at a petting zoo ripe for stealing?

I would also add chicken or vegetable stock as well.

OMFG I loved her on Orange is the New Black, especially when she and Piper recognize each other because it really drives home the point of how awful Piper is without even realizing it.

I love the bit about Gary Larson because he probably has that happen all the time.

I doubt he’ll ever truly be safe.

I would have jumped out of my fucking skin as well, and I don’t even have a bunch of crazy people wanting to kill me because of words. I actually felt bad for laughing at that story because it must be truly horrible to live under what he has lived under for this long.

You know that was Drunky McPuncherson’s first thought.

I love you completely and without reservation for this. You deserve a universe of stars.

That was Tom Hiddleston? I didn’t even recognize him.

They would fucking love a time machine then they could go back to the “good ole days” when gays, women, and those foreign people knew their place.

In many denominations yes that is indeed the case. My husband has told me about the time his congregation (Missouri Synod Lutheran) had a heated debate about whether to allow a woman to be principal of their church school. I tried going to that church for a brief period but finally gave up because I was tired of…