plus they are making it so your lazy ass can stay at home

I hate when people do that. I don’t want your smoke (or vapor in the case of vape-ing friends) blown in my face. I know one guy who excuses his huge vape clouds by saying it smells better than cigarettes at least. Well yes and no, sometimes the shit he has in his rig smells like someone dropped ass.

I truly think (because I can’t lose any more faith in humanity at this point) that most of that behavior is just people getting caught up in their own day and not realizing they’re being rude. So when it is pointed out to them they have the good grace to be embarrassed and apologize. It’s just a subset of humanity who…

I just wish I had enough guts to up the ante by telling them they have to wait in line patiently the way I would say that to a 3 year old. I don’t have the guts to do that so I have to settle for glaring or rolling my eyes.

I hate when I’m in a very long line and someone is behind me huffing and puffing like that. I just want to shake them and yell that we’re all waiting in the same damn line. It’s like the asshole in traffic behind you honking like you can go anywhere or somehow make the cars in front magically move or something.

That would have been hilarious, not the getting fired part, but the other part. I used to date a guy who did stock at a local grocery store after school, mostly in frozen food so he quite often had a jacket with the store logo on it because the area for storage was literally freezing. One day he went with his…

I hate service allocated on the basis of pushiness because I always end up being last because I can never make myself be that person.

Damn dude was talented enough to be rude to three people at one time.

That is so very true. We had a friend who was over served at a bar that was walking distance to the last place we lived at in Wisconsin. We had managed to get her home from the bar, but she didn’t manage to make it to the bathroom before evacuating apparently. I was fine with the amount I had, had to drink that night,…

My stepdaughter had that experience with a snotty girl at school once. Snotty Girl tells my stepdaughter that she’s better than her because she’s rich. My stepdaughter’s response to Snotty Girl was, “Your dad is rich; you haven’t earned shit.” I like to think I taught the girl how to smart ass, but I’m sure her mother…

We had a Fiero you could do the key trick with, but you could NOT get that fucker to go into 1st about half the time even if you double clutched. I came really close to beating another driver’s care with a golf club one day because I couldn’t get the car into gear, and instead of going around me in the wide open lanes…

I know someone who met Michael Stipe and answered him with “No. Should I?”

I’m fairly certain his credit cards outnumbered his brain cells by at least 2:1

and/or on the actual goddamn salad itself??

Vomiting or being about to vomit are up there with bleeding and missing limbs as good reasons to line jump. My husband discovered that needing a wheelchair and immediately vomiting into the closest wastepaper basket mean you don’t have to wait the half hour until your actual appointment time to see your doctor.

We had a woman who would drive directly to the window to place her order at my Starbucks. Most of my coworkers would take her order and then nicely explain to her that she needed to wait in line and order at the speaker. I always hated when I was working the bar because it would totally fuck up the order of drinks so…

I haven’t seen the film yet.

That book scared the shit out of me.

This can’t be said enough times!

I don’t think I even want to fucking know.