Bulls fucking terrify me. They’re ornery and unpredictable and very large. Bison are even larger. I don’t care if I grew up in an urban area and had never been to a rural area; something that large would scare me, and you’d be hard pressed to get me to go near one.

The article that someone linked stated that it saves you about 75 calories to scoop out the best part of the bagel, but I’m betting the extra cream cheese more than makes up for that.

Me too, but I also don’t understand why people think it’s funny to order a Whopper at McDonald's.

Not Atkins, this was in the 80’s, and he said guys in their teens and early 20s were the only perpetrators of the joke, and he was finally fed up with it.

I love a good macchiato. You can get them at Starbucks you just have to ask for an espresso macchiato.

No I never freaked out on a customer; not even the guy who kept repeating “brown square thing” at me because it turns out he forgot what a caramel is. That’s rolling your eyes after they leave was invented for.

There is a coffee shop in my Southern hometown that calls its dark roast coffee Sherman’s Roast, and it’s actually a popular coffee with their patrons.

To reply to everyone who has replied thus far, it was stupid joke that for some reason took off in our area. They always expected to get their sandwich on an actual bun, but were trying (and failing) to be funny. As for how he served it to his last straw guy; he simply plopped the roast beef on the wrapper, poured the…

This happened to the brother of an ex boyfriend. He worked at an Arby’s and had finally gotten tired of people ordering a big beef ‘n cheddar, extra cheese no bun; so one night the first asshole to pull up to the drive through and place that order got exactly what he asked for. Not only did he not lose his job when…

Instant coffee and powdered milk so she could just brew it right in her mouth.

They wanted you to scoop out the best part of the bagel? Also what the hell is a “whisper” of butter?

That works too.

That is downright ridiculous. I can’t even imagine how much confusion that caused.

Depending on the age of her children they were probably mortified. I know I would have been.

Wouldn’t that be an icy mocha?

The first warm day after winter was the worst; everyone wanted a frappucino.

I hated people who asked for frappucinos when I worked at an actual Starbucks.

IDAF if someone’s idiocy costs them their own life because life, choices, and consequences, but when it costs the life of an innocent party (human or animal) I get pretty miffed.

You should also be terrified by domesticated cattle because they’re plenty dangerous too.

The person who said that maybe she thought it was like a cow, well cows can be pretty scary too. My grandfather raised cattle most of my life, and I was always warned to keep my distance from them because they are unpredictable when spooked.