You’ve seen people chasing elk? Holy shit those things are scary huge.

There’s so many reasons even beyond just not ordering. How many in your party, complication of orders. It’s almost like it’s not easier to get food out to a two top instead of an eight top.

Earlier that week he actually said I’m gonna need you to bend over so I can see that juicy ass bouncing up and down on my cock. I ignored that one, responded to the second one, and finally got him to leave me alone when he said he needed a make out session, and I responded by saying “I hope you find one.” We met…

There are just so many of us to disappoint so they have to try to work through it faster.

That actually beats the worst one I ever got: I need a cold drink and some warm pussy. I told him I could provide the cold drink.

Their logic in no way resembles actual logic.

That would certainly explain all the shit that comes out of his mouth.

That is at once the dumbest and grossest thing I have ever read. Just why are men like Billy Christian so fucking obsessed with the idea of gay sex? I mean they can’t all be self-loathing closet cases, can they?

Dick pics: any picture of any right wing pundit.

I have no idea because I’ve never heard of “gender reveal” parties.

I can’t imagine thinking that any of that was a good idea no matter how she executed the jump. That much fabric getting soaked with water; it’s amazing she didn’t make her new husband a widower the same day he became a husband.

Actually the vast majority of these “trash the dress” things, while incredibly stupid and offensively wasteful, happen after the wedding not after a divorce.

When I finally dumped my emotionally abusive ex-fiance the first thing that happened was I got my money back from him for some furniture we bought together, and the second was to get the damn dress to a consignment shop.

Gender reveal parties are really a thing? Aren’t baby showers enough for people?

I think the whole idea behind the Footloose remake was to update it for younger audiences.

Thank you! I couldn’t put my finger on it, but you are so right.

All cats are shitheads occasionally. We have one of those automatic washing litter boxes for ours, and if she decides we’re not paying enough attention to her extraordinarily spoiled and pampered self she’ll crap in my dirty laundry basket. She has a better toilet than quite a significant portion of the people on this…

I have to agree Mr. Fusspot is a wonderful name.

I probably should have said those guys. A friend encountered a guy who kept going on and on about being such a sex positive feminist guy. He thought that every woman should have the right to say yes to sex as much as she wanted to. He then accused my friend of being sex negative because she said that being sex…

I looked it up and it turns out my assumption was wrong. There was a proposed Constitutional Amendment that was never ratified that would have stripped citizenship from anyone who accepted a title of nobility.