Every bar in the world has Tito’s gin, it’s probably the most famous gin on Earth!”

If a car is too expensive for you, you don’t call the police on the dealership, right?

My husband is a musician so I feel your pain. All working for exposure exposes you to is more people who want to pay you with exposure. He will work for free for small charity events but that’s it.

I love you and everyone involved in this discussion.

How do you happen to be living next door to my late grandmother? My entire life was spent with her being happy with two of her three children and their spouses and pissed at the other. It was constant. She could never be happy with all of her children and their families at the same time. I really do think it’s telling…

My paternal grandmother was like that with one of her neighbors because the woman did yard work while wearing a halter top. I don’t know about the rest of you, but it gets really hot here in Georgia so if I had a big yard to take care of I’d probably be out there in a halter as well. She actually got mad when my…

That is so sad. I’m glad you sat with her.

Oh no they do that tacky garter toss thing in the South too. I flat out told everyone that there would be none of that bullshit at my wedding. My entire family whined about how I wasn’t going to do anything fun at the reception so I canceled the larger ceremony and got married in the small chapel of the church with my…

I remember the looks of sympathy I got at my cousin’s wedding when I was 25 because my younger cousin was getting married before me. I stood in the back with my hands behind my back during the bouquet toss even though I had my long-term boyfriend with me. Thanks for the looks of sympathy older female relatives, but I…

No. Just no. All the no.

What the fuck is the Dollar Dance? It sounds horrid.

I fucking love you. I used to stand in the back with my hands behind my back.

That is one of the best things about being married. I don’t have to pretend to participate in that humiliating ritual ever again. If we’d had a more traditional wedding that and the fucking garter toss would have definitely been nixed.

People clip their nails on the subway? Blech!!!!

As my husband always says—it’s Ireland somewhere.

I find some of his stuff a bit boring. A few years ago there was an exhibit that toured that combined both of their works, and they actually recreated his Rockefeller Center mural that was destroyed because of his inclusion of Lenin in it. It was pretty cool., but yeah I much prefer Frida’s work to Diego’s.

Everyone who gets into my hair is always surprised by how much hair I have. If I let it get too long I end up getting headaches, and it takes way too long to try to dry it so I keep it as short as possible.

I love my low-maintenance bobs. I have really thick hair that takes forever to dry, and I don’t want to spend all of my morning fucking around with my hair.

I forgot to mention the rain dripping off his helmet into his WWII leftovers. That really completes the horror of that story.

My dad’s favorite story from Vietnam was eating ham and lima beans c-rations that were canned the year he was born, and that was his breakfast that day.