I would’ve said that before kids. But now I’ll do whatever I have to, zombie slaying and all.

The best preppers are people who don’t tell anyone they’re preppers.

Or you just don’t remove her and establish that kids can’t be touched and get to do whatever they want for as long as they want.

I have no idea what she may have done to provoke the attack, because for some reason those details are notably absent from this article. I guess we shouldn’t even want to know that, cause we’re Gawker readers.

“My kid wouldn’t BE in that situation, because we raised him/her the right way”