Okay, so can we get a promise from Jezebel not to tank her and Biden both with the “Kamala is a cop” stuff?! Lots riding on this ticket, folks.

So, when’s that Harris versus Pence debate?

There’s not a doubt that while little Benny is having the vapors over “the p-word”, he has no problem calling a woman he doesn’t like a fucking cunt.

Ben Shapiro is that guy from college who wants to convince you the female orgasm is a myth and the clitoris doesn’t have any nerve endings.

He can absolutely be married and gay. 

“Congratulations, Shapiro, for letting us all know that a wet pussy is a foreign concept for both you and your wife.”

Did she find this man.

I was suffering from post-partum depression at the beginning of the quarantine and one of the things that was hugely therapeutic was creating my own personal work space that was private from the baby and my husband in the nook in my closet. I repainted the walls twice to get the right gray, and bought a selfie light…

I have stored the following photo collage on my desktop (hur) with the filename “travesty.jpg.” And the thing is, this place is currently SERIOUSLY fucking organized. You can’t see the wall of bins ‘n’ shelves containing all the other products/projects/supplies, but I swear to god it’s all sorted and I know *exactly*…

I just moved a month ago so this is probably as clean as it will ever be. Note the prized possession of my Y2K snowglobe on the left.

cool ed westwick next

Exactly. There is no rulebook any of us can follow, though god knows society keeps telling us there’s one (don’t wear revealing clothes, don’t walk home after this hour, don’t do that thing, or that thing). It. Doesn’t. Fucking. Matter.

“Becky with the full cup.”

I *really* want to laugh at this bullshit, but I'm immunocompromised so fuck Becky with the full cup.

Reminds me of the Pro-lifers that murder doctors.  Every life is worth saving unless you disagree with me.

If only their delusions were as easily vaccinated against as the measles.

Man, these anti-vaxxers sure do love trying to expose other people to diseases. 

Does no one in America know the meaning of the word “treason”? 

Someone is middle school kept telling me that my eyes aren’t blue, because she only considered “clear, light blue, like really pretty blue” to be blue eyes, and I cannot express to you how much it infuriated me. MY EYES ARE BLUE!!! 

/doesn’t read a word past the headline