I feel like it happens every time a new superhero/Marvel/DC movie is released. It’s not their thing, but they kind of have to review it (but not really because iO9 exists.). I feel like that Jezebel/The Muse forgets that there are women that enjoy these movies (and that it’s ok to like them), and does this type of…

And please, above all, don’t be a moran.

Zappy is Hince Darry

“I am Daddy” is the Royal “I am Groot.”

I didn’t read the whole thing because I just got tired of the bullshit. So yeah, that was on my nit to pick.

I liked the part where they referenced a billion time travel movies and Tilda Swinton even talked about the tangent universe thing that reminded me of Donnie Darko, and then they completely ignored every paradox thing they mentioned. 

I thought the most dad thing Harry’s done was giving his son the middle name “Harrison”?

No ragrets?

Prince Zaddy is Harry?

*Prince Harry is Zaddy

I am sorry you get hate mail for misspelling a word. Life is far too short for that noncence ;)

If I’m rationalizing the movie I’d say 2 things:
1) Tony is portrayed as one of the great scientists in the MCU. I mean he and Bruce created both a sentient murder robot and a sentient hero robot in one movie.

Paraphrased from the first ‘Iron Man’: Speaking from a supremely equipped modern lab about the special power source, “Sir, we just can’t build it.”  Impatient response, “Tony Stark built it in a cave... From a box of scraps!”

An epic get-off-my-lawn cri de coeur.

The movie had two goals. Both goals were achieved.

Stop making me love you even more.

No, you’re thinking of Baby Royale.

I still think Royal Baby sounds like a stripper name.

If it comes to that I fully expect Lottie to shank any and all unworthy contenders