Ha, I forgot which article this was for a second and thought you meant Markle and Prince Harry.

I have some nice beachfront property in the Arctic to sell to those of you thinking he was standing in front of a portrait of Andrew Jackson by accident.

SAME - I was calming down in life. I was finally like “HEY LIFE IS GREAT!”

I didn’t want to go all ad hominem on that shit, but I was thinking the same thing. Between the OAN network level of smokey eye and the crazy contouring, she needs an intervention.

Pocahontas wasn’t Navajo. She wasn’t Cherokee, either. Warren wasn’t present. It would have been the easiest thing in the world not to mention either woman, but apparently that’s beyond Trump.

Future headline game! I’ll go first

Dude, the fact that there is not a designated staffer with the sole task of faking a heart attack every time the President starts his remarks with “I’m not going to read the prepared speech” is just a failure of leadership at this point.

Fuuuuuuck, nothing is surprising anymore, the entire administration is fucking garbage INCLUDING Sarah’s makeup person because that contouring is way too fucking intense, this is not an E! reality show for the love of fucking god.

It’s called “Whataboutism” and it’s a much used deflection tool in this administration.

I’m an aggressive person by nature but I’ve really tried to chill the fuck out these past five years and this administration is making me want to fucking hit things daily.

Someone who’s been around longer than me: tell me we’ve been through something this brutal before, and we even managed to recover from it.

Because this has more or less ground me to a pulp, and I need some hope (however fleeting)

OHH just burn everything with fire.

I am a pedantic jerk, and consequently, I feel obliged to point out that, as Queen Elizabeth is not the Queen of England, when she passes, her successor will not be the King of England. There has not been a King or Queen of England since the Act of Union of 1707 that dissolved the Kingdom of England (and the Kingdom…

Trust me! *cackles

Now that Meghan has the full backing of the Royal press machine, I can’t wait for them to squash her stupid half sister like a bug.

I’ve always had a soft spot for Harry. Even through the Nazi costume days (incredibly poor judgment), I saw a lot of the troubles he later discussed - depression after the death of his mother, having to internalize it because, you know, he was a royal, having to come to terms with it after a period of setting his life…

Has anyone checked on Michael K?