Clarence House announced HRH’s engagement today so...

Fuck that

(CNN) - Britain’s Prince Harry and American actor Meghan Markle are engaged, according to a statement from Kensington Palace. The wedding will take place in spring 2018.

It has just been announced

I just always thought it was probably one of those situations where some of the cast were grown up and sort of done with that phase of their lives, and the rest were still very much into getting drunk of their face and partying all night long. People grow out of that at different times. I think I was done with that by…

In front of the child? And it’s happened often enough that his instinct is to record it? Yeesh. I hope she gets some help and that he and the kid get out of there.

She has one corgi, Willow, and two dorgis, Vulcan and Candy. She vowed not to acquire anymore but after the death of her close friend the groundskeeper at Sandringham earlier this year, she adopted his orphaned corgi, Whisper, a dog she knows and is quite fond of. I am not ashamed I know this royal dog gossip, not at…

Easy, like this:

OMG do not let him in a nunnery! He can’t be alone with women. He can’t be with others, with women, either.

It’s gas she architected herself.

There’s also the news that Trump canceled a scheduled visit to the historic site of Masada after he learned he couldn’t land his helicopter on it. There’s a cable car that can be taken up to the site, but Trump reportedly refused to take it. It’s a move that comes across petty as hell, but kind of makes sense if…

She has a White House position (although she shouldn’t: conflicts of interest being only the beginning). She has sat in for Daddy at international meetings of heads-of-state. It’s absurd, but it’s real.

But a good press secretary can spin like it’s the truth, they foster relationships with the press so when they need a break, they might get it, etc. It’s a delicate dance that the best can do with ease. She can’t.

Bradley Whitford is one of the good ones. In fact, he’d have voted for Obama for a third time if possible.

Holy shit, Trump’s face if Kaepernick got the cover...

I meandered over the the Time ‘Person of the Year’ Page and realized you can vote on the current contestants and whether you would consider them highly influential. I was pretty pumped to see Colin Kaepernick and Serena Williams on the list.

I feel compelled to point out that Egypt is not on the list of countries in the travel ban.....

He might be the only person left in America who cares about Time’s “man (person) of the year.”

I can never understand why he lies about things that are so blatantly false that they are debunked within about five minutes, or lies about things that he is literally on camera saying. Does he think that he has a magic weapon that erases people’s memories? And people still support him, it’s madness.