that dress looks amazing with her skintone

Holy impressionists...

I tried that “making out on the beach as the waves crash over you” once. I’m still finding sand in crevices I didn’t know I had. It’s been 25 years.

Whelp, that killed it.

Let’s be honest: The fact that he name drops the employers of so many women he’s slept with means that he came into those situations as acquaintances of the employers of said women. Which means that saying “no” could negatively impact these women.

(Senior) Senators

I care :(

and ended with a drop dead gorgeous red head from Cleveland

Oh, he’s totally fucked.

Reads less Jewish and more Mormon.

In this regime, sex is special. It’s the most intimate form of communication on this road of mutual discovery and union. It’s done in a giving frame of mind. It signals that the other person has won the trust of your heart and you are offering up the most vulnerable part of yourself.

For the millionth time. This is not about sexual behavior in itself. Its about whether that behavior was against someone’s consent (either actual or statutory).

I don’t care how many Senators you passionately bed in a hayloft so long as all parties involved welcomed it.

I’ll bet fucking in a hayloft is a lot like fucking on the beach or in the shower. Way better in theory than in reality.

My guess is that this guy has conjured 50 women from:

10 women who let him feel under their shirts, but he couldn’t get the bra off and they got bored

You are not the only one. In fact, my first thought was that it was really, really odd for a Republican to admit having fucked Bob O’Neill.

You rapacious beast! Tell me more.

He probably just wasn’t paying attention during the Civil Rights Era and missed all the good ol’ Democrats of yore becoming Republicans.

Since we are all being honest here I might as well too... There was a point in time in my life that I looked into Mrs. CaptainButters’s eyes and said “I want to be intimate with you....sexually.”

Am I an asshole because after the previous story I had assumed he was a GOPer?