I don’t know if Trump can Hulk out. Its probably more like opening a can of biscuits.

For real I want MSNBC & CNN to spend as much time talking about this shit as they did Hillary having the flu. I mean noted douche bag Chris Clizzia was constantly harping on about what a big story that was. This man lives off of fried foods, gets no exercise and wouldn’t know what a vegetable looked like if you told…

Sick Semper Tyrannis

Pence is seeing if KFC is on Doordash...

This is why voting matters. I don’t care who gets the nomination people better fucking vote. 

Joel Osteen closed his doors during Harvey and became an international pariah. The only people who have a positive opinion of him are members of his congregation, who are all idiots of the highest order. 

I love milk and always have. I will defend my snow white beverage of choice until the end! How can you make real hot cocoa without milk? What would my special spaghetti sauce be without that dash of cream at the end? And dammit, YOU EAT CEREAL WITH MILK. I don’t wanna hear from you weirdos who eat it dry or whatever.

My urologist name is Seymour Weiner

*raises hand*  I do.  Usually with Oreos.  Hell, sometimes I drink straight from the jug because I get a craving.

Trevor Cadbury was unavailable for comment. 

I bought some of that UHT milk in a box because I was tired of keeping milk for cooking that goes half used because I don’t drink it. It’s a pain.

She’s great in that, but Jason Statham steals that movie comedically.

I only know one woman who doesn't like this movie, and I'm pretty sure it's because she's the Helen of her group.

It’s a good movie. It’s funny.

Ah yes, the film that got me to stop checking online reviews. I remember it was getting trashed on all user review score sites, and I couldn’t understand why at the time. (Now we have a word for those guys).

Except then you wouldn’t have had the fantastic scene of her trying to get his attention with increasingly hazardous driving infractions.  “Look! Alcohol!  Yum yum!”

Does anyone really remember the bridal fitting scene over the incredible airplane scene?? That scene is truly incredible, and the part where the two women kissed made me love this movie forever. (Not because it was hot or even particularly gay but because it was so truthful to drunk girl friendship.)

That would’ve been a hell of an ending to Hairspray 

Come now, you can’t base your assumptions of an actresses future career based on your initial interaction. Why, do you know how many times I would have had to ask “Does she eat the poop” in future films after seeing “Pink Flamingos”?

I have heard so much shit-talk about this movie (mostly Kristen Wiig haters). But I love it. Rudolph’s characterization of the bride-to-be who ghosts her best friend in the excitement of becoming a “Mrs.” is so spot-on. I just wish that Wiig’s love interest hadn’t been a freakin’ cop :(