You basically got the hot priest! Good for you!

Fucking hell. If you are older than 11, please put some fucking punctuation in that giant sentence.

I’m terminally single, but this story of how my Nanna and Pop got together is my absolute favourite.

Comment make Gentildouche sad. :(

I had just boarded a train and was looking for a seat. The train started to move unexpectedly and I fell face first into a guys lap. I said “I might as well introduce myself”, and we got to talking about books. We dated for awhile and told the “how we met” story to evvvveeryone.

I was in a dive bar, pissed off.

Gather round young whipper snappers and let me regale you with a tale of MySpace love.

Clueless worked so perfectly because it was absolutely faithful to the spirit of its source material (more so than some more literal adaptions.)

But also, “Adderall-fueled” doesn’t fit at all. It feels about a decade-and-a-half older than the other buzzwords.

“baby pink and bisexual blue-tinted, tiny sunglasses-wearing, oat milk latté and Adderall-fueled”

He’s a sociopath/psychopath (debate on if this exists) with above average intelligence and was disarmingly normal looking. A lot of sociopaths and psychopaths are actually quite charming as they dont have a pesky thing like a conscience telling them to not lie to people all the time. As such they can often fool people…

It’s particularly galling to remember that in his “I’m so innocent” letter Matt makes a point of castigating his victims for “abandoning shared responsibility” while knowing full well that there were non disclosure agreements involved.

The M’s are “that guy in the PG-13 movie everyone’s really hoping makes it happen.”

They are, to him. Ok?

As a Nats fan, I was bummed to see them lose Harper. Leading up to his contract end/free agency I figured he might go to one of the West Coast teams, as speculated in the media. But then he signed with the Phillies, a division rival, stating his desire to play with a young team with potential (just like the Nats) in a…

It shouldn’t be possible for me to hold these two opinions simultaneously - I suppose I’m a massive hypocrite.

And their logo will always be an indecipherable mess.

Put this statement about the Mariners in a time capsule, open it after 10–heck, 15–years, and this statement will still be true.

I still think the Cardinals will come back and win this series.

Congrats to the Nats - a grateful nation thanks you for saving us from a Cardinals-Yankees World Series. But the Nats will always be the Expos to me: