Elizabeth Banks seems like she’d be a shit-load of fun at parties, BTW.  She’s one of the people I pray we don’t find out is secretly a horrible person.

It’s pretty much the only show I watch in the morning. GMA has gone to hell and Today is ... Today. CBS the Morning laps them all content-wise as far as I’m concerned.

It’s inconceivable to me that people watch CBS This Morning. When I was growing up (the last time I watched morning TV) there were Today families and GMA families. CBS was such a distant third that I don’t think I knew it existed.

Actor Peter Mayhew, best known for playing Chewbacca in Star Wars, has died.

I met Buzz Aldrin during a meet and greet type thing after he gave a speech. My entire introduction to him was “Colonel Aldrin, I’m a huge fan...of space" I must've looked like a complete nutjob.

I’m totally a star-struck kind of person (I once did a full triple-take after passing Tim Gunn on a subway platform) so my list is much longer than yours, but oh my god if Barack or Michelle just walked up to me and started a conversation out of the blue, I think I would just become a mountaintop hermit after that day,…

If BEYONCE just casually walked up to me at a party and started talking to me, I too would have an embarassing meltdown. Set that shit up in advance! You’re BEYONCE!! How do you expect us to act?

During this time, Tauruses can expect Uranus—a planet of “innovation” that “rules sudden, unexpected developments”. . .

Y’know how saying something racist ironically has basically the same effect as saying something racist unironically?  Guess what paying attention to astrologers ironically does?

Mass shootings will cease if you think really hard. Lead turns into gold if you boil it. The South Pole is balanced on a very agile tortoise. 

My dog knows more about the future than an astrologer. She hides under the sink when its about to rain.

Famed grifter provides insights into famed grifters.

I don’t think you need astrological hoodoo to see that she’s getting tired of this.

this year marks the entry of Uranus

OK, I feel like I have to make a confession here. While I love cars, I fucking hate car ownership. Every single aspect seems purposefully designed to suck the life and enjoyment out of it. Buying a car is a huge pain, with shady dealerships, hard-salesmanship from “the finance guy”, pre-optioned models and locked-in…

Damn, Ashley. You hit hit us with seven pictures of this fuzzy blobfish in rapidfire succession. You angry at us or what?

Step 1: Be born rich to a man who was born rich.

See, Jonah, that’s what I’ve been telling you!

I especially like this version because we’d see Sue again.

In before the “just adopt!” folks descend upon the comment section:
Adoption is wonderful but it’s important to acknowledge it’s also incredibly expensive, time consuming, emotionally exhausting, and contains just as many unknowns.

I’ve watched folks I love go through both processes and no one understands the sheer…