congrats to us for knowing HOW BRAS WORK 

Right??

THIS!!! If you’re committing to starting a “new life” together, do it by investing in something you both actually need, can actually use, and can make money for itself (via home equity or “flipping” when searching for a new home). Financially handcuffing yourself to a shiny rock peddler is insane.

I kinda feel like the future is, “Well you be my wife?  I have this offering of 6 months student loan payments... I know it’s not much, but it’s all I can afford.”

We need him if he can dethrone the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people.

“Unless one party has an inherited vintage ring in a gorgeous Art Deco setting that will cost approximately $0 and some mother’s happy tears, what’s the use?” - This is exactly my case. It is actually my great grandmother’s ring from 1936. My husband asked my grandmother for it, because it was just sitting in her…

To my shame, my friends and I did something similar to this in middle school (early 00's). A few years into high school, one of the girls told me that she knew about it and that it hurt her deeply. I remember feeling just absolutely awful about it (surely not as bad as it probably made her feel as a 13-14 year old…

Some days, cringing is the only thing that makes me know I’m alive!

Butt cracks, muffin tops, “lower back tattoos” and thongs.

Exactly. Fondant is Play-doh. With sugar. Ugh.

Well, the French cut, on the right person, is sexier than granny panties, but the Fashion Nova bodysuit is an example of reductio ad absurdum.

Butt cracks, muffin tops, “lower back tattoos” and thongs. Ah, the early aughts. I recently came across two pairs of super high-rise acid wash button fly jeans from the very early ’90s. They still fit.

An old trick people have monetized

Store-bought sheet cake is the one of life’s great wonders.

Yeah, a display cake +sheet cakes for serving is already a thing sometimes. Apparently it’s way, way more economical.

My friend did something like that. Cardboard “cake” with just the top tier made of real cake. The sheet cake is what’s served anyway. At least the sheet and the small top tier cake were from the same (go0d) bakery. But he saved a couple hundred $ that way.

Honestly, look at this face and tell me he wasn’t enough of a babe to get blown up for?

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

Finding out Keanu Reeves is a genuinely nice guy makes the world seem slightly less shitty.

Pretty sure it would be the food doing the asshole ripping in that scenario.