YOU’RE ALL WRONG.

Since Alia Shawkat is 20 years younger than Brad Pitt, yay? Who’s rooting for yet another older Hollywood star to date someone young enough to be his daughter? Ugh, please no.

OMG, I had to have an trans-vag sonogram recently. Fuck all those fuckers who want to require one for no medical reason.

Harry is really channeling Robert Palmer in that top picture.

I’m sure someone better at MS Paint than I can photoshop Weinstein’s flabby mug in there.

I’m assuming you’re not a Gen X-er. B/c yes, the greatest products of Western culture are the things Gen X enjoyed when we were kids.

What’s up with her lips in that picture above? She looks like she’s doing some chaw.

99 years was a good run! Now, die!

This is going in a playlist along with Space Oddity, Major Tom (I’m Coming Home), Rocketman, and Sweet Transvestite.

The resemblance is uncanny.

Plus that lady called for spontaneous abortion of all stanic pregnancies, so we don’t even have to worry about them procreating! That’s how that works, right?

The doctor was such a fucking creep! He always grossed me out when I was a kid, but re-watching the Love Boat as an adult? WOW. I have severe seasickness or caught norovirus from the midnight buffet & you’re hitting on me??

Poltergeist was fucking PG!!!

TOO ON THE NOSE.

Somebody really needs to do some type of anthology show like this for stars to come in for one episode. I guess we sort of have that with Black Mirror, but it’s not the same.

What’s the point of this make believe scenario?

And Greatest American Hero! With the best theme song ever.

If by ‘whack’ you mean ‘AMAZING’, yes.

Ummm... sounds like a normal Saturday night for an early-80s kid to me.

WHAT ABOUT MY $0.19?!?!