I didn’t want to, quote, invade her space

God, I love that movie. I may need to watch that tonight.

Ha, that’s probably where I remember reading that.

Jesus, that picture at the top of this post! Terrifying! I don’t think he needs any audition more than that.

I’m basing this on... educated guessing & a history of UTIS?... so not too much, but it seems to me that maybe cranberry juice can help slightly decrease your risk of catching one - like it’ll tip you over the point before you get a UTI. But, yeah, seems like you’d probably have to drink a quart a day to really get…

I prefer the faux-wrap dress - the ones with a solid skirt & a sewn-down wrap on top.

And is that how guys describe a strip club to a guy who has never been to one? Don’t most college freshman at least understand the idea of a strip club? I mean, it’s kind of in the name.

If I ever write that Great American Novel I know I have in me (I was a math major, so that should tell you something), I honestly think I’d be too embarrassed to show it to anyone. The best I can hope for is that it will get discovered after my death and I’ll be posthumously celebrated as a Great Author. But more…

In my experience, the straps are only adjustable to a certain point, unless you have a leather punch & can punch out more holes yourself. And it’s hard to knot some straps! Like the one in the picture, I don’t think you could knot that strap at all.

Backpacks ftw! My back let’s me know when its unhappy, though, so the more even I can even the weight distribution, the better.

Sure, if you want your bag to hang down to your knees! I think this is the dilemma the author finds herself in. A strap that’s too long for shoulder purposes.

What does the bible have to say about cover letters?

Still, the theater I went to on a Thursday afternoon in early April was mostly empty (as most daytime screenings on a weekday are), save for four older people who each arrived and sat alone.

The Karlmann King Kar (aka KKK)?

Holy shit, that looks like a plastic ‘race car’ they give kids on the playground. That finish will fade to sky blue within 6 months.

We are all chocolatechipcookiesforbreakfastgotbanned. 

Wow, she’s changed a lot. How many eye-lifts do you think she’s had since then?

Same. I’m literally sitting here with my jaw hanging open.

CHILLS. And thank god they didn’t try to cast anyone other than James Earl Jones.

Honestly, I think any fines need to be ginormous, otherwise they just factor that in as a cost of doing business. See: Dan Snyder cutting down trees along the Potomac to improve his own view & paying whatever relative pittance the fines were. Fines should be based on percentage of your wealth, not flat amounts!