Backpacks ftw! My back let’s me know when its unhappy, though, so the more even I can even the weight distribution, the better.

Sure, if you want your bag to hang down to your knees! I think this is the dilemma the author finds herself in. A strap that’s too long for shoulder purposes.

What does the bible have to say about cover letters?

Still, the theater I went to on a Thursday afternoon in early April was mostly empty (as most daytime screenings on a weekday are), save for four older people who each arrived and sat alone.

The Karlmann King Kar (aka KKK)?

Holy shit, that looks like a plastic ‘race car’ they give kids on the playground. That finish will fade to sky blue within 6 months.

We are all chocolatechipcookiesforbreakfastgotbanned. 

Wow, she’s changed a lot. How many eye-lifts do you think she’s had since then?

Same. I’m literally sitting here with my jaw hanging open.

CHILLS. And thank god they didn’t try to cast anyone other than James Earl Jones.

Honestly, I think any fines need to be ginormous, otherwise they just factor that in as a cost of doing business. See: Dan Snyder cutting down trees along the Potomac to improve his own view & paying whatever relative pittance the fines were. Fines should be based on percentage of your wealth, not flat amounts!

Details, please!

That tryptich with the author, Bran & Hodor? #scalematters

I mean, if people are watching this crap... I guess we’ve gotten the America we’ve deserved.

Exactly what I came here to say. They don’t want models, they want clothes-hangers whose bodies won’t touch the fabric between shoulder & floor. And really, I think anyone could design an outfit like that - it’s basically 2-D. 

God, I was dying at that whole bit. Did you see her at the MGM? I haven’t watched the special yet, but it’s on the list!

A german friend in high school used to sing some song that I suppose was on Sesam Strasse. I think it was sort of a grammar thing to teach kids the proper ‘the’ to use? “Der, die, das, <clap clap clap>” Uh, I guess that all I can remember.

It’s ‘pfannkuchen’, if you want to get started on your deutsche.

Did you feel appreciably weaker or unsteady at the end of it, or did the treadmill keep you from deteriorating? Was it really like running, or more just moving your legs up & down really fast? Like, was there an impact? I ask b/c I have terrible knees & hate running. And how did you get into the pulley thing? Did they…

Except for Jesus.