lizturtle1973
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lizturtle1973

In the words of Don, Jr.: I love it.

That name, though. Huh?

Omg. I was always a fan of the Carolina Mudfish logo, but that’s amazing.

“We touched him last!!”

HA!! Yes, illegitimate!

Couldn’t pick just one.

Fuck that, castration all the way! Then they’ll be abiding by the church rules, b/c vasectomies allow for sex without the goal of procreation.

The sad thing is I have a (smart & important!) friend (who is still working full time!) who (important to note, this was before she actually had kids, but had the husband) said she wouldn’t trust her husband alone with the kids before they hit a certain age. I just thought why tf would you have kids with a guy you

On one hand, yes!! And fathers, you’re not babysitting when it’s your own fucking kid!!

In college, my out of town boyfriend (who had a car! Woot!) came to visit & I made him take me to the cheapie local seafood joint b/c on Sundays they had all you can eat snow crab legs. We were stuffed and we had almost finished another plate of them. There was a leg that had been sitting at the bottom of the last

You need to read ‘The Gift of Fear’.

Maybe France will do what the USA couldn’t. Lock that SOB up for life.

OMG that’s amazing.

Yes!! What a fucking dick!! Like it’s obvious you’ve gotten yourself into a shit show, and you have to make everything just a little worse for everyone else?! Fuck that guy.

What does baby Hitler have to do with abortion, given that abortion concerns embryos and zygotes and fetuses, not babies?

Those harlots! Those whores! Those ... Jezebels! ;-p

War is peace! Freedom is slavery! Ignorance is strength!

Holy shit, seriously!! She’s showing as much, if not more, skin as that slutty flapper up there!

Does it really count as a pun? Like, ‘Girls Gone Mild’ is a bit punny, but ‘Girls Gone Wise’? It doesn’t rhyme, it just has the same first 2 letters. And ‘Girls’? I guess that means Women (or Womyn, if you prefer) can be as cray cray as they want, yes??

THE SOURCE OF POWER IS MODESTY