This seems... excessive. If you literally can’t drag a train with your own head & a comb in your hair, then it’s a little much. Unless after the ceremony she’s cutting it up into veils for women who can’t afford them for their own weddings or auctioning it off. But whatever, to each his/her own, I guess.

Good stuff, thanks for the share. I had seen the headline on Slate, but hadn’t read it yet.

Yeah, that was the line that got me. I mainly buy Old Navy jeans b/c why pay for the name when they last just as long? Siiiigh.

I thought it looked like some unholy off-spring of Trump & Montgomery Burns!

I did! I was VERY skeptical when they announced it, but omg, it turned out amazing.

OMG, I love her on this - thanks for the hot tip on her podcast!

WATCH THIS!!! I loved the first season & now they’re bringing on Jason Mantzoukas??? SO THERE!!!! It’s so much fun. I can’t imagine how much more awesome it will be with Jason.

Well, you’re right about roobois.

Right?? What is going on there? I glanced at it & thought it was some flavor-of-the-month boybander.

$58.40 for a Balloon Dog? I can buy that with the cash in my purse!

That is going to be the blandest baby in the history of babies. All beige, like a manila folder.

FTFY

Ooh, a new genre! Punching people making reaction videos videos!

Somewhere, Mike Pence is jizzing his pants.

Oh, Aubrey. We know. You did fuck a Trump.

A friend of mine was the MC one at the Improv in DC when Kevin Pollak was the headliner (yes, the actor, who knew he did standup?). In part of his act he talked about filming A Few Good Men & how people always asked him about working with Jack Nicholson & I thought to myself, all superior, “I would tell him how I…

ARE YOU SONNY CROCKETT???

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

I got on the Metro in the DC area once for my commute & had to get off at the next stop & wait for the next train b/c a tourist was talking really loudly to everyone around her with this real shrill voice. I couldn’t deal with that, I sure as fuck couldn’t handle this bullshit.

OMG I HAVE A NEW DREAM NOW