“I’m going to send [my KKW fragrance] to my lovers, to my haters, to everyone that I think of, because it’s Valentine’s Day after all”

Oh no, there’s super gonorrhea now! I think based on your reasoning, you gotta go with crabs. Just shave it all off & you’re good to go.

OMG, right? Like ‘competent’ people is supposed to be lavishing praise? Being competent is the absolute least you should be!

Man, that wedding dress is so 90s.

My knee-jerk was no, but since it’s been mulling around in my brain... I don’t know, I’d try it. I mean, I like that tangy greek-style froyo & this sounds like a more fattening version of that, so...

Ooh, that sounds really good.

All the stars to both of you.

Ugh, right?? I guess it’s that bland patrician thing she’s got going on that us white women are supposed to aspire to. She supposedly represents elegance (bland, patrician) rather than glamour or trendiness. Kind of like Ivanka.

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not... In case it’s not...

No way!! Hahahahahaha that’s amazing. And not surprising at all! It’s probably the same crap that’s in Flintstones vitamins.

Ha, exactly what I was going to say, except with more of a ‘they don’t count the brown ones’ lean.

NO DANCING QUEEN??? Or am I just outing myself as an oldster?

Yeah, the only thing the pharmacist needs to know is if you’re taking something that might interact poorly. (I say this, but I don’t really know if that’s the case. I’m sure there are other reasons the pharmacist might need to know, but this is pretty clearly none of those.) What a POS.

I guess his garbage progeny isn’t killing enough animals quick enough.

I’m sure this will be a nuanced & balanced portrayal of the case and the issues surrounding it.
Oh, wait, I pulled a Trump - I’m sure it won’t be.

Will this be airing on the Lifetime Movie Network, or the Hallmark Channel? Doesn’t matter, I get both.

Can someone please get these into Party City in Mylar form? Because I will buy a dozen of these to hang outside my house every week (or month, those mylar balloons last forever).

Turtle, turtle!

Yeah... go type in ‘swastika’ to Amazon... I’m pretty sure I’m on a list now.

Fiona Apple’s follow up to Tidal.