So who’s gonna be the child-wrangler? They’re not just sending them down the aisle alone, like some children’s crusade, are they?

Will watch!!

OMG thank you! I even have some Body Glide at home from when I did the 3-day walk like 8 years ago. I wonder if that stuff goes bad. I have a bunch of the Jockey shorts, but I find certain styles of those still roll up on my thighs. Annoying! Maybe I’ll order a couple of Undersummers.

You should do a push-up when you’re on the floor (which she doesn’t do), and you should stand all the way up & jump to a target (she remains basically on all fours, but jumps so both feet & hands are off the floor at the same time).

Sounds like an initiative that will have the hard-hitting & immediate impact of “Just Say No”.

GOD YES. To 9 year old me, that was totally porn.

This is when having a convertible is a real advantage. So easy a couple days later to oops, find a few spare 20s under the seat... what, officer, it’s not like I grabbed for it, like these other vultures!

<bored dad voice> Stop touching your brother, James.

Ugh, why’d you have to bring up Love Actually. Haaaaaate that movie.

Well, and something this stupid is demonstrably not an opinion, but a misinterpretation of the facts at best & an outright lie at worst. We also need to stop with the bullshit that disagreeing with facts is an opinion (see: evolution-denial, flat-earthism). No, dipshit, you’re just fucking wrong.

When Cool John finds out about Jonathan and Elena, he requests that Patricia Clarkson have him “removed” from their brain and, when rebuffed, starts attempting suicide. “John’s demons are as intense as his passions” is a line Patricia Clarkson is forced to say in this film.

Yeah! And I can’t believe Wendy would make fun of their looks like that!

Tell that to Ann Dowd!

Learn to tie a tie, dickweed. He looks like he’s wearing a JC Penney For Boys suit. Fuck off and die, asshole.

I’ll go see this. But for real, can we get Lando: A Star Wars movie, please??? Donald Glover has 10x the charisma of this Han.

OMG, yes. I was only a little younger than you in 1977. Han Solo was my first crush. Siiiigh! His space vest! Those boots! I thought the red stripe up the side of his pants was so sexy, too (even though I probably didn’t know what the word sexy was at the time)!

G&Ts rock!

Interesting points. (not sarcasism!) Do you also advocate for free universal community college? B/c otherwise that would my biggest objection.

Can I ask what your reasoning behind this is?

WRONG!!! I have recently demoted Thin Mints to #2, but Tagalongs are #1 for all the reasons you enumerated.