Scrutinize them until you start to find flaws. Then, once you have a descent set of flaws, you can start telling yourself you can’t deal with that. Not worth the trouble

Excuse me, no. Little Women is Professor Bhaer’s most famous film.

“God’s thumbs!”

Cold chicken bewb slices on English muffins w/ Miracle Whip, BBQ Sauce, Dill Slices and Cheddar

How do you not like sauerkraut?! Like seriously. As a woman of Slovenian descent, I am appalled. Visiting Ljubljana, you will be greeted by a town square farmers market where a different variation of cabbage - pickled and not - is sold at every booth. It was fucking heaven. What the hell do you put on your sausage if…

Ditto. I choose to believe that the role that most captures her in real life is Loretta from Drop Dead Gorgeous.

Ill watch anything with Allison Janney.

Well, there’s certainly potential for misinterpreting the data - Netflix’s business model is genuinely different than a cable network’s. And I’m sure the Netflix tells content producers “hey, this isn’t performing the way we would like, this is what we need to see to do another season.” But I doubt they share anything…

The lipgloss is the only thing i’ve bought so far, and I LOVE it. I haven’t worn lipgloss in more than a decade. Too sticky, no staying power, etc. But this stuff is legit. It’s basically the color of my lips but shiny! It’s subtle enough for work (I’m a lawyer), but it feels fun. It pretty much stays on until I eat…

It is worth invading Earth to see the end of an episode, according to Lrrr from the Planet Omicron Persei 8.

*looks at piles and piles of makeup and skincare in bedroom and bathroom*

Det. Pembleton to witness who’s a airline pilot: “We may have some follow up questions. Don’t leave town.”

Let me see if I can do a bitch. Ahem:

Season 1: ew a brother and sister banging each other!

This was me watching the episode:

If you do decide not to have a photographer, don’t “Ask a guest.” Your guests are supposed to be there to enjoy your wedding and celebrate with you, not be pushed into doing a job you didn’t want to pay for. Would you ask a guest to be your bartender, waiter, or busboy? Hire someone or be 100% okay with iPhone…

My fanfic version of Mary’s end game is that she’s eventually married a second son from a good family. Since he’s a second son who won’t inherit, he went into the navy and became an engineer because he’s a huge math nerd. Being an engineer, he sees the future is in industrialization/steam powered ships. So he uses his…

Trump is an empty, grease-stained McDonald’s bag borne aloft by a stray breeze. He cannot control his direction, and his current height is due to the vagaries of chance. I guess the point I’m driving at is, he is literal garbage and his garbage-ness is so fundamental to his being that I don’t think he can actually…

Along with a very memorable guest appearance on BSG, where his one episode as a martinet promoted beyond of his capabilities was good enough to have Charlie Jane Anders rank Commander Barry Garner as one of the all time great incompetent space captains.

And on the French side of the packaging “Sans Nom” - which means I frequently have to tackle my friend and pull the marker out of his hand as he tries to edit the packaging to read “Sans NomNomNom”.