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I’m still stunned this segment aired.

This is pornography

Fellow Canadian, and I send something similar earlier today: this would all be hilarious if it weren’t alternately pathetic and terrifying.

Yeah, that one on here was so irritating. It’s come up a lot elsewhere too. But our softwood lumber agreement has already been kaput for years. Anybody who thought that wasn’t going to be a thing was an obvious idiot. And then they try and tell us that we are idiots. Would be amusing if we weren’t all fucked all to

Obligatory.

Poor Morena, stuck in storyline hell on Got Ham, a show so ridiculous I can’t even begin to describe it.

this is my personal nightmare

in the land of My People the point of the onion skins is to attach them piece by piece to the egg by wrapping thread or yarn around the egg the same time, maybe throw a small birch leaf in there too, and that creates funky patterns when boiled.

If the shoe fits...

Yeah, um everyone in this thread is making me really glad I’m already fat. Like the pressure to stay thin almost sounds worse than the pressure to lose weight.

Madeleine...you can’t just tease us like that. We need a picture of the manicure!

^THIS^ I like pretty things, I have enough money to buy those things now that I am a grown ass woman. Let me enjoy myself for fuck sake.

LOUDER FOR THE FOLKS IN THE BACK! This look is not for you, duder. It is strictly for my whimsical 36 year old ass.

This grown-ass lady made herself a goddamn unicorn dress. And wore it to work.

Even before TooFaced’s Unicorn Tears, there was Unicorn Pee (aka homemade dupes of Clarins 230 nail polish) though that might be a phenomenon only known to the serious nail polish nerds.

Lots of Latin American countries are SUPER Catholic...and frankly, the American South isn’t terribly Catholic...most of the religious people down there are actually Baptist or Evangelical and, ironically, think Catholics are going to hell.

Laura Mercier is the only one that doesn’t ball up on my stupid face. I vote her.

Laura Mercier is the only one that doesn’t ball up on my stupid face. I vote her.

Good luck!!