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In America I am a 2X but apparently in Europe I am not supposed to buy clothes. Not sure what actual fat women are supposed to do in Europe.

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That song remains my obsession (ba-dum-tiss).

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Nick Cave’s “Where the Wild Roses Grow” where some dude deflowers then kills a girl because “all beauty must die” blah blah blah was the bigger hit, but I’ve always been a fan of the hypnotic sway of his take on the traditional Young Hunter ballad, “Henry Lee”, co starring PJ Harvey. Because sometimes you just need to

The white house permanent staff have chosen not tell anyone where the light switches are in the board rooms, so the Trumps’ folks have to have their meetings in the dark.

The Secret Service, man. Imagine being told you have to take a bullet for that lunatic.

Eh..... wake me when they decide to do a 20 episode order of ‘Night Court’.

Your options are some combination of the following:

Good question... I’d like to know the answer too.

Literally the day after the election my husband forwarded me an email from his CEO telling them that based on election results the company will be focusing efforts on their US operations. It doesn’t matter what Trump does. It matters what they think he will do. These things work long term and they are making decisions

Okay, so I agree with the first bit, but to answer your question. - yes! Things are different. Racist bullshit on the rise. Empowered assholes. Conservative leadership candidates modelling their campaigns after Trump’s. The bigots think this is their time to shine.

That’s cool! Experiences are great gifts, especially in the long run when you realize how many of the toys kids get will be forgotten or not even played with. It’s always good making memories

It’d be a great timesaver if this post was just the word “Actually...” and then a still from the show. We could all infer what was being said without wasting time reading another tired hot take that’s really about how the writer believes themselves to be so much more sophisticated and intellectual than the unwashed

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

THANK YOU! I kind of shouted OZONE when I read the title.

One of the most under-rated characters on the show.

I’m so glad Paris has an amazing career and Rory’s the one struggling. Paris deserves all the success.

True but don’t pity Richard. Man left his child in a steamer trunk while he went to Croatia!

I did that kind of shit years ago during my Granola Mom Phase. I’m over it.

This entire article reads like someone’s got an article to sell tbh. Thank god for people like me who know the writers better than they know themselves