And also because a significant number of us live in states where terminating a pregnancy involves walking through a minefield of protestors after a five hour drive because every other clinic in the state has been shut down.

This. It took me a long time to get on my feet after finishing school and entering the jobforce in the midst of the Great Recession. And so when I had sex for the first time, I admit the fear of an unplanned pregnancy took most of the fun out of it. Jesus, I even poured water in my condoms post coitus to be extra…

I’m so dumb that last week I was looking for Reading Market in Reading. And when I realized it was in Philly I was already stuffed from the bad pizza in Reading (was it always in Philly?)

It’s $28 at Sephora Canada, if any of my northern homies are interested.

It’s $28 at Sephora Canada, if any of my northern homies are interested.

*Smash* THREE HUNDRED YEARS SCOTTLAND *Smash* HAS BEEN PART OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE *Smash* AND YOU GO AND FUCK IT ALL UP WITH YOUR POLITICAL PEACOCKING *Smash* *Smash* *Smash*

I’ve been using this one for years. I try to do it once a week for about five minutes, but you can do it longer if you haven’t used it in a while.

The thing I thought was most interesting was chatting how her treatment changed the more famous she became. When she was just an ordinary SeaOrg cadet, she got treated like crap just like everyone else but once she started becoming famous, they fawned and kissed her ass. Until she dared to treat Tom Cruise like a…

HEY. No hating on BNL, Flight of the Conchords, or Goo Goo Dolls. Ed Robertson and Jemaine Clement are my weird nerd crushes. Them’s fightin’ words!

Here ya go ;)

Liz, somehow I can’t help thinking you’ve got someone in mind...

I’d love to have the Bourbonista Endowment for art history scholarships at my alma mater. But that art history degree ain’t making it rain.

We’re in the Army and usually do the local public schools, but we did do a Catholic school for two years at one particular base because the local public schools had such a terrible, violent reputation, even at the elementary school level. I had to do a lot of soul searching about that, as my mom was a public school…

For real. See also: Lee Pace in GotG.

Similar to the ocean, but way better. Swimming in freshwater is amazing, you don’t have itchy salt on your skin after, even after drying off, and you don’t gag when someone splashes water in your mouth. It’s a wholly superior experience.

In Canada, all men named Ryan must impregnate their woman at the same time.

Most retired presidents fund libraries. Obama will fund a kindergarten.

I GET NIPPLE ADJACENT BLACK HAIRS TOO AND SOMETIMES LOOKS AT MY BF AFTER TWEEZING THEM ALL AND ASK HIM HOW HE COULD EVER LEARN TO LOVE A BEAST THEY ARE THE WORRRRRSST

I very much enjoyed the Turkish Airlines commericials that were travel ads for Gotham City featuring pillar of the community Bruce Wayne and Metropolis featuring pillar of the community Lex Luthor. Those spots are better than the movie.

I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH.

Michael Pena was fucking EXCELLENT and is half the reason I’m dying to see the second movie.