You mean the blog you're banned from because you were so horribly disrespectful towards a woman ? *drinks all the tea, lights Kermit on fire*

Make a notecard. Even if there isn't one allowed on your exam, it forces you to go through each and every thing you don't know from the semester and write it down. That's the whole trick of them. You think you're getting a cheat sheet, but really, you're just studying.

Yeah, I'm usually very careful about where I read to avoid spoilers so I don't have to be that spoilers guy, but this is fucking ridiculous, Jezebel. Like honestly. I've been watching this shitty show for seven fucking years to have you people ruin it for me? I haven't been on twitter, or facebook, or morning after,…

WOWOWOW okay okay. I know, I know, it's my own fault that I need to catch up on Sons but for FUCKS SAKE did the huge spoiler HAVE to be in the main headline?! I can't even safely scroll past it to avoid a Sons article, it just smacked me right in the face.

I'm so fucking mad.

Are you kidding me with a spoiler in the title? Is this real? I just caught up with what was available on Netflix. Fuck.

Oh dear lord I have a crick in my neck and laughing makes it hurt I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN RIGHT NOW

I couldn't figure out the joke (who is the middle Animorph?), but I got really giddy and panicky at the reference and glanced around, muttering incoherently, hoping someone who had read the series would magically appear in the room with me.

The drinking age back then was 18. I've read a lot of memoirs set in the 70s in LA and no, they weren't really stringent about checking ids. Interestingly, there was a club on Sunset Blvd in the 70's called the Sugar Shack that was for teens only and they carded you if you looked too old. Unless you were a famous…

What I have always wanted, as a triple D and beyond:

Omg why am I just now hearing Wisconsin being referred to as Baja Wisconsin?

I mean honestly I'm still waiting on my Hogwarts letter. I think it just got lost in the mail for 12 years.

... the weird Harry Potter obsession you should have outgrown in the third grade while you still can.

I saw Allison Janney in a bar onetime and she was wearing a leather moto jacket and had three hot young men with her and me and all my friends gasped simultaneously at the thrill of seeing her but none of us wanted to bother her so we just let her have her good time and it seems like a lot of fun to be Allison Janney…

Just once I want a scruffy Prince Charming-type. Is that so much to ask?

Yeah there is no way they can top that version. LEONARDO DA VINCI IS HER FAIRY GODMOTHER YOU CANNOT TOP THAT.

YES

The worst part is we don't live in a culture where that woman feels free to say say "What? Is that question a joke? You are a clownshoes joke of a reporter Mr. Lemon. " for fear of jeopardizing her "credibility".

I'm so disappointed right now that "meatplane" is just a nerdy word for real life, instead of an actual plane made of meat lashed together with intestines. If I were Satan, I would only fly on Meat Force One.

True story, Sons of Anarchy is based on the life of my cat.