Check yourself, Mark. Octopi are ADORABLE. They're also incredibly intelligent and they will one day be kind rulers once they've enslaved humanity... I mean... uh... YOU SAW NOTHING, HUMAN!

Dear LizTaylorsEarrings: I curse your name. I am supposed to be writing my thesis. Now, thanks to you, I will instead spend the time I'm supposed to be writing my thesis reading those '50 Shades' recaps instead. And, when I don't get my master's degree because my department doesn't understand why I changed my project…

Jenny Trout's recaps are the BEST and HILARIOUS. Also depressing because she makes all the terrible abusive behavior glaringly evident and it's just really sad because people are reading it thinking this is *sexy* *alpha-male* behavior that their partners should emulate :(

Hmm, she could play Leila. These sisters have such empty vacant eyes so Leila would be a good fit for her. I don't remember who Natalia was.

I just read Jenny Trout's recaps, but I was wondering the same thing! Surely Kendall wouldn't be satisfied to be some bit bitch on the side, not even getting any sexy action, right?

Jessica, I am so proud of you for standing up for your site, your authors and your commenting community.

LET ME LICK YOUR FACE BRUTUS AND MAKE IT ALL FEEL BETTER

Right. Because when I say I want to see a female-led superhero movie, I totally mean that playing a crappy sequel to a pretty good high fantasy RPG is an adequate substitute. While I'm at it, I might as well reread Little Women. After all, the characters are mostly women.

Pink? For nails? How groundbreaking.

Oh goody, I love this stuff. There's some really good covers of Britney Spears out there.

Life is just EASIER if you're hot. ( sometimes )

Wynne is more akin to a Governor than a Senator. She serves the province, not the federal government. Regardless, I am proud of Ontario. Her sexuality was a non issue in the last election. As it should be everywhere.

Ummm, nothing from Toronto? We're hosting World Pride this year! Should also add that we have one of the biggest Pride parades in the world.

Here in Toronto we are hosting World Pride. Here is Kathleen Wynne, Ontario’s first female and Canada's openly gay premier marching with her political party's float in the parade. (This would be the American equivalent of a senator.)

"LeVar Burton isn't literacy Jesus"

SHUT UP YES HE IS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND PROBABLY YOUR PANTS ARE DUMB.

SIC THE CRYSTALLINE ENTITY ON 'EM, GEORDI!

OK ladies...using liners everyday...I can maybe go a week or two...but after that, they get a little...crotchy, right? Just me?

Whatevs! I think it's cute! Rock on everyone with textured nails! ROCK ON!