Meh. If I had the money, I'd absolutely pay extra to fly in comfort. Or, to at least fly without someone touching me all flight. I'd pay a lot for that.

Even your whore of a daughter doesn't deserve that fate!

"Marriage is about family. It's not about love. Two sisters can love each other."

You'll have to keep that trollop from carousing with the stable boy from what I hear. Else the best match you can hope for is Duke Albine's bastard.

Too bad, infertile/post menopausal ladies! You're not marriage material, so get off the playing field!

I've been watching the documentary "Once Upon A Time" on Netflix and it seems that never turns out quite the way you hope it will. #teamRegina.

The only people who could possibly object are the sad women who are not well-dowered. I was able to bring into my marriage 46 head of cattle, fifteen acres of prime lentil fields, and a time share in Boca.

Because he isn't so keen on women being able to choose their own partners.

So is the serving size for Oreo's going to change from "2 cookies" to "a whole sleeve/row" now?

Right??? I have a soft spot for him anyway since he's a New England boy, but between is wifey-love and how much gushing admiration he seems to have for Amy Poehler, Meyers seems like such a good egg.

What if someone who'd really want to be at your wedding decides not to attend your random fake event because they have something better to do? And then feel hurt that they didn't know it was your wedding, and thus didn't know to make extra effort to be there?

If you want to get married at what you said was your birthday party, I guess that's fine by me.

Poor Jim Bob. He fucks her crosseyed, gives her a shitload of children, and yet the main man in her life is STILL Jesus.

THANK YOU. Having been a young adult in Utah, I got pretty experienced at doing the necessary ring-check to make sure hunky dudes at the grocery store weren't married, but married is not the only type of unavailable, and as a single person, I'd kind of like to know that sort of thing before screwing up my…

#humblebrag

Now you just have to hope George Costanza's ring theory isn't correct, or your plan will have the opposite effect.

This is the 2010 vid of them. 1:15 for the ass grab. Such a classic moment. Right up there, for me, with Jon Montgomery chugging that beer in the Olympic village.

LOL!

And I hate (/love) to point out: we also look pretty great in our gear.

You are awesome! My bf and I are also planning to see the Lego Movie that weekend. :) Have fun on your date!