I do not have a wine palette. The wine course during cooking school was the hardest for me. “I, uh, taste red? And uh, wine. It tastes like wine. This one is more bitter than the other one?”

When did Cara and St Vincent break up???

But I thought the French were *classy*

From an outsider (Canadian) perspective, this MoviePass thing has been fascinating. The hubris of this company.

I feel HappyTime Murders will join Sausage Fest in my list of movies that I can ONLY watch while drunk. Then they are the PERFECT MOVIE. I have never seen Sausage Party sober and will never do so in order to maintain the magic.

My second job is picking online orders for a grocery chain up here in Canada and let me tell you: This is an employee’s worst nightmare. The stress involved in a half-hour deadline will be intense! And the company will have probably done a piss-poor job setting it up and giving them the best tools for the job.

These types of services are great... for a certain subset of people. How many of us have more physical jobs where we actually need to be somewhere? I work production and testing for food - I don’t have the ability to work from home.

I love this show SO MUCH. The first season was *chef’s kiss* perfection. Non-stop plots and drama and Ben McKenzie. 

I always understood them to be in New Jersey, across “a bay” from each other.

I'm also in Canada and we are a bit more relaxed about such things. We also don't have truancy officers (I was always very confused when I read about them in Archie comics or other youth books)

You are correct. My entire life’s mission is to go where you are and make sure I have a child vomit on something of yours. Preferably something expensive and then I’ll run away.

Re: Stephen King I just finished his new one, The Outsider.

Love going on trips in the fall. So much quieter!

Watch the previous one as it builds off of it (Rogue Nation).

Im so glad they brought back Ferguson’s Faust. She was SO COOL in Rogue Nation and I would 1000% watch her spin-off.

Had to make sure someone pointed this out. The man is excellent. 

Meryl has been in the hot Grecian sun for twenty years and this looks much older than she actually is.

Niagara on the Lake: Picturesque AF.

ALWAYS check the hotel websites/Groupon for deals (especially Canadian side). The room isn’t too much and then they throw gift cards at you. My family goes just to spend time at a hotel and have dinner (The Keg. Americans, you will like the Keg). We don’t even go see the Falls. However that area is VERY tourist-trap-y…

Batman doesn’t recognize Missouri and Lex bought Hawaii lock, stock and barrel.