I’m familiar with the specifics of this—including the Snopes article, and while I’ll grant you that there did not have to be a public funeral, my takeaway is that a decision on burial or cremation by a funerary (that’s what it is, right?) be specified. If you hold that a fetus you have terminated is not, in fact, a…

Plurality. The majority of Americans either voted for President-Elect Fuckface or didn’t care enough to vote.

An alabaster-white American with power in a time of slavery!

Pay attention to him: he’s going to be the guy pulling the strings. Trump can’t hold his attention on anything, so of course all the real work is going to get done by Pence.

I suspect that is whh Bernie did it in such a ham-handed way. He probably went through several increasingly clear drafts, just to make sure Trump would get the message. Draft one: We are motivated by love. Draft Two: Unlike some, we are motivated by love.

To be fair, they’ve always been pretty shady.

My husband used the word shade around his parents, so I felt the need to give a 10-minute explanation of the word, its origin, and correct usage— specifically throwing shade vs. a read. Near minute nine I realized I misjudged my audience and no one cared. I still finished strong and feel like I made the world a better…

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You’d have to get something for his twin too.

I’m gonna give him a tub of kisses and a desk of cuddles.

Let’s just say it - what a fucking bitch.

I’m willing to bet on December 31 a meteor actually will hit Earth. Not enough to end us completely, just enough to fuck us over.

We really don’t. We’re a plague.

Seriously. What day of Trump’s America are we up to now? Or should we start counting down to add some optimism to the mix?

I never thought I would be in favor of global warming, but maybe we don’t deserve to inhabit this planet anymore. Humans are the worst.

Only with the right wine.

Obviously! Her magic risotto is a contender.

Al’s was fusion before fusion was a thing.

I mean, I think it IS what the Gilmore’s would make in terms of ice cream flavours so... Ok?