The difference is that it seems these people were in line to vote when the polls closed and, legally, 100% had the right to vote. That happens all the time, too.

I picture ALL these people writing their emails on the toilet.

Aww. I would have ended this post with

I’m here to help ;)

“fuck your cinnamon bagel”

All the stars for “Oh, go fuck your cinnamon bagel”

It’s sad and scary when it happens to anyone so young. It’s especially sad when it happens to someone who really seems like one of the good people and someone who was very loved by other good people. Patton seems like such an great and genuine person and someone who is and was a good father and husband.

They just don’t know. They think they know because their kitty died or gramma passed when they were ten but they don’t know SHIT about what that particular, soul rending pain is like so everything they say is impossibly stupid and trite.

Hey leave cinnamon bagels out of this!

I had the chance to see Patton at the Irvine Improv in one of his first official shows after his wife’s death and it was some of the best stand up I’ve seen live. Not only was his banter with the audience so quick and smart, but the stuff about Trump and his wife and daughter was so on point. There were moments in…

Empowering is a word I fucking hate. “I feel so empowered by this.” Oh, go fuck your cinnamon bagel and leave the rest of us alone.

I think you mean “even though.”

“She won the argument in the worst way!”

Except voting third party is the definition of irrational voting. It makes no sense in our current system and isn’t even a viable path to change our system. If you vote third party, you’re either ignorant of this fact or you don’t care. Either way, it’s not rational because it really, truly doesn’t lead to any…

It’s only fair because every time a guy votes for another dude we always say he’s just voting with his dick!!

Wasn’t a fan when Killer Mike said it, not a fan if it now. Vote for Stein, vote for Clinton or ... other choices, it’s fine. But don’t imply that people voting differently than you are voting irrationally or because they’re being driven by things that aren’t their brains.

Dan has always been super hot to me and I hate myself for it.

The Ryantology blogging scenes were too much (in the best way).

I'm not sure if it was the combination of blowing up in the office and shoving that burrito in Jonah's face, but Dan has gotten super hot this season.

"They're already calling him PROTUS which is stupid because both sides have 'pro' at the start"