I don’t know his eyes scream Michael Sheen but there’s a little bit of Jamie Dornan in there. His cheekbones remind me of Joaquin Phoenix.

yeah I’m a fan of boned. I’m listening to frank ocean right now AND KINDA WANNA BONE

*someone else = la naranja?

I’m too sad to read this right now but I’m sure it was a lovely, insightful article.

1. wake up early

yeah just dropped by to say a quick fuck you to this bullshit bananas blended with garbage of a man.

he is not looking good

He looks like every boarding school rapist in every lifetime movie.

it’s weird some brands I’ve found palatable but others not so much. If you mix it with iced green tea it’s actually pretty good. I’m lucky enough not to know what colonoscopy prep tastes like yet, but I’ve watched my mom, dad, and sister do it and let’s just say I’m an sympathetic gagger.

um...ok? Not sure why you have that much reserved rage for the mere mention of meat stock. It doesn’t cure cancer, but when I had ulcers/IBS/severe acid reflux simultaneously it was kind of all I could eat for weeks. I suppose it’s ridiculous at this point to say “I was just trying to be helpful” as you don’t seem…

GUYS probiotics!! Or digestive enzymes/both. Fermented foods are good if you can stomach them. Aloe vera drinks are really soothing to the stomach lining. Lemon juice in water balances the ph. (that’s more for acid problems.) It’s hard, but the less sugar the better. High protein grains. Stay light on the dairy.…

LOLLL. thanks. any laugh is seriously fucking life-affirming at this point.

I’ve barely been able to eat. I mean I rage-ate a cookie which backfired, I rage-ate chicken soup which just made me sad..I mostly watch the food and cry. I go from numb to cold to feverish to breaking out. I woke up so nauseous this morning, massively bloated all day. Then Period!! Yay!!! Like my full body wreckage…

I want to have Outlander style Craigh Na Dun sex, like right before they’re about to be separated by 200 years. Only in this case I’m about to be shuttled into darken times.

What if they voted third party? just a handy?

I’m sorry this was hilarious to read. It would make an even funnier silent movie!

*Matrols

OK. Quick stop at Flour bakery to inhale all they’ve got??

what show is this? i’m asking for a friend.

yup.