That stuff’s way to harsh for my ass. I’m not looking to exfoliate my bunghole (ouch). Salux on the rest of me (leaving me super smooth) loofah in the butt.

I dunno. They can feel free to send me some $$$ and I’ll bang out a novel or something. Whatever you want.

I just grab whatever non-cotton breathable boxer briefs are on sale in my size. I’m always on the lookout for deals, TJ Maxx, Costco, and I’m brand agnostic.

Problem is, if your hand slips, you’re fucked. The elastic band snaps your dick up and you piss yourself. I speak from experience.

Briefs have to fit absolutely perfectly to be comfortable on me, and I have to be wearing the right kind of pants too. There’s too little margin for error in sizing. I like boxer briefs because anything that comes in Medium, aside from maybe one or two brands, is going to fit fine and not cause chafing 95% of the time.

Unless, of course, they’re not white, in which case, they’re not tighty “whiteys.”

Right. Video games are another way someone can while away the hours. There are any number of things a lazy, unmotivated person can do to occupy themselves. If their video game console broke, they wouldn’t immediately throw on a suit and start a company. They’d watch TV or sleep later, or something else.

Yep. I wash them down with the suds from AMAZING Japanese Salux scrubber. Then I use a pumice stone to get rid of the dead skin and then moisturize those puppies afterwards.

Perhaps one makes choices that eventually leaves them out the outside of the job market looking in, but I would argue that playing video games is just an extension of being an essentially nonproductive member of society. What this study tells us is that nonproductive members of society are playing more video games, as…

Alas, yes. Someone invited her to some natural hair thing in Dallas and people were not having it. I heard the drop in attendees was precipitous.

Ick. It looks like she has a cheap mop on her head. Is she still “identifying” as black?

Rachel. Dolezal. And her faux locs...

No, it is not true that Black employers are more comfortable with Black hairstyles. Not at all.

They are not a black thing. Historically, they were worn initially by White (the Greeks), Brown (Indians), and Black (Egyptians).

Fashion =/= Professional.

The ruling would be in your favor, you have the right as an employer to dictate dress code (including hair and hygiene) as long as that doesn’t violate a protected class.

You are incorrect. Tighty-whitey briefs generally have elastic around the leg-hole area. This hole is, obviously, a circle, meaning that this elastic band runs through your undercarriage on either side of your “t’aint” region. The elastic need not be tight to be uncomfortable in this area. I believe this is how/why…

I have a question. Has anyone here ever used the y-front of your underwear? Not once have I ever pulled my dick out of that thing. I can honestly say the only time that thing came in handy was during a handjob in high school.

All my underwear is on its last legs. Always got the Hathaway boxers from Costco and they stopped selling them a year or two ago. Looks like they either shut down or Hanes bought them out. I don’t know what I’m going to do, honestly.

Real question: What is the actual point of a genius grant?