That stuff’s way to harsh for my ass. I’m not looking to exfoliate my bunghole (ouch). Salux on the rest of me (leaving me super smooth) loofah in the butt.

I dunno. They can feel free to send me some $$$ and I’ll bang out a novel or something. Whatever you want.

I just grab whatever non-cotton breathable boxer briefs are on sale in my size. I’m always on the lookout for deals, TJ Maxx, Costco, and I’m brand agnostic.

Problem is, if your hand slips, you’re fucked. The elastic band snaps your dick up and you piss yourself. I speak from experience.

Sweaty? I stopped buying cotton boxer briefs and I haven’t had a problem since. And I get MAJOR swamp ass.

I sweat so much, especially in my ass and crotch region, that I just cannot wear cotton underwear.

Briefs have to fit absolutely perfectly to be comfortable on me, and I have to be wearing the right kind of pants too. There’s too little margin for error in sizing. I like boxer briefs because anything that comes in Medium, aside from maybe one or two brands, is going to fit fine and not cause chafing 95% of the time.

Unless, of course, they’re not white, in which case, they’re not tighty “whiteys.”

Right. Video games are another way someone can while away the hours. There are any number of things a lazy, unmotivated person can do to occupy themselves. If their video game console broke, they wouldn’t immediately throw on a suit and start a company. They’d watch TV or sleep later, or something else.

Ick. It looks like she has a cheap mop on her head. Is she still “identifying” as black?