So he decided to blow up his career?  Hope it was worth it. 

I have Moonage Daydream. It is excellent.

Nah, all people everywhere can be racist and a pretty fair percentage of them are.

Just a friendly reminder of where American racism came from. 

One of many times I was shocked and relieved that we didn’t witness Coughlin stroking out on national television.

It’s like they removed the part of his brain that experiences joy.

They’re going to disappoint you by being dull and mediocre rather than comically pathetic. They’ll go 7-9 to deprive you of the satisfaction of watching them go 2-14.

This picture should have been the end of Eli’s career

I grew up a Giants fan, and spent 25 years spending every Sunday planted in front of a TV watching this team if I had the chance. For the last two seasons, I’ve cumulatively watched maybe three entire NFL games because I just gave up on the league.

That movie fucking sucked

This fucking team released a hype video of its new quarterback completing short passes. That’s not just setting the bar low, that’s burying it — probably because they intend to let Eli run this team until he’s dead.

Bryan:

Despite how good the above cats look, cats already have excellent fur coats and have no interest in wearing more clothes.

I’m actually over here kind of nervous laughing like what the fuck, why would multiple people allow this to happen?

Next season on “How Did This Get Made?”

I feel like this movie is a prank that has just got very out of control. 

Please neuter/spay. 

Reminds me of Zoobilee Zoo

It looks like the director was constantly just off-screen yelling, “MORE ARCHED BACK! WHY AREN’T YOU ARCHING YOUR BACK?!”

I think Chris Pine would actually be a better fit than Chris Pratt.