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Jul 29 2019
9

One of many times I was shocked and relieved that we didn’t witness Coughlin stroking out on national television.

Jul 29 2019
57

It’s like they removed the part of his brain that experiences joy.

Jul 29 2019
18

They’re going to disappoint you by being dull and mediocre rather than comically pathetic. They’ll go 7-9 to deprive you of the satisfaction of watching them go 2-14.

Jul 29 2019
24

I grew up a Giants fan, and spent 25 years spending every Sunday planted in front of a TV watching this team if I had the chance. For the last two seasons, I’ve cumulatively watched maybe three entire NFL games because I just gave up on the league. Read more

Jul 29 2019
143

This fucking team released a hype video of its new quarterback completing short passes. That’s not just setting the bar low, that’s burying it — probably because they intend to let Eli run this team until he’s dead.

Jul 19 2019
14

Despite how good the above cats look, cats already have excellent fur coats and have no interest in wearing more clothes. Read more

Jul 18 2019
120

I’m actually over here kind of nervous laughing like what the fuck, why would multiple people allow this to happen?

Jul 18 2019
202

I feel like this movie is a prank that has just got very out of control. 

Jul 18 2019
112

It looks like the director was constantly just off-screen yelling, “MORE ARCHED BACK! WHY AREN’T YOU ARCHING YOUR BACK?!”

May 25 2019
100

Honestly, there’s no reason for anyone to take over the role of Indiana Jones. Create a new character with his or her own backstory and launch a new franchise. 

May 13 2019
21

100%. All these twitter folk are upset because the character they love turned evil. I get it. But it was ALWAYS going to happen. She’s a Targaryen and this wasn’t going to end with her being the wise, benevolent queen. She had desperation for the throne that was sometimes a little unsettling. It has been said this Read more

May 13 2019
41

If people couldn’t see this coming since the end of last season or the very least the previous episodes of this season, I don’t know what to tell them.  The writing was on the wall.