I have the same reaction to Terry Richardson’s face that I do to spiders: I’m terrified of them and all I want to do is hit them with a rolled up magazine until they die.

They call themselves the “Schwebsters”.

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

girl cant even tie up a whole store-full of employees at gunpoint and steal millions of dollars in jewelry without wearing a mask without being sexualized like whats a girl gotta do to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace smh

He basically made the exact same face I make when someone bumps into me and doesn’t say sorry: 75% surprise, 25% HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY.

I feel like a total asshole for saying this, but this is actually an alpaca.

FUCK i thought it meant worship, as in “I worship this couple together.” Jesus I am SO FUCKING OLD and now I’M FURIOUS

Oh, please spill! What are the weirder things you’ve heard of being ordered on dates? Tell, tell.

I want to give her side eye due to the former occupation of her bf, however 2 years after my long time bf (8 years) died, I met my husband and one of the overwhelming feelings I had was that the 2 would have gotten along great together. And my husband has been nothing but respectful of my past relationship with this…

“[Harry] has thought all along that Kendall is hot and was sort of just waiting for a chance to spend more time with her again,”

I’m just relieved to know that so many other people here (redheads included) are fig newtons of my imagination.

Jeez, the Debbie Downer Brigade is out in force in these comments.

Apparently authorities first became suspicious when the victim’s funeral had a 10 dollar admission but Ladies were free at the door.

I consider myself a compassion person. Moreover, I maintain a deeply held believe that the vast majority of people are basically decent folks.

He was probably using that newfangled social media ap: Splatchat.

Racial bias is a real thing. It is also not my fault. It is also not even a unique idea that a person’s ethnicity is frequently revealed by their name. Also I’m not suggesting that a person might want to avoid revealing ethnicity by name. I have a name that reveals my ethnicity. It has never caused me any problems…

My hypothetical never-gonna-happen daughter will be named Chainsaw.

Pictured: the Olsen twins laughing