Hedonism Bot is everything I aspire to be in life.
I’d much rather get one of these than a picture of my stupid cousin’s family. I don’t want to see your stupid family Travis.
My cat illness rules:
Having deflowered more than one person through no planning of my own, I would seriously question anyone who was doing it on purpose. That is some underwhelming sex if you aren’t in it for the long run. I prefer a skilled slut any day of the week.
Because it’s not a meaningless day of bullshit for the vast majority of people?
SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE.
Question: Real life
First line “baby lets go have rich sex.”
I cannot for the life of me remember how to spell it EVER. It usually comes out like Mconoghooghoughty ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
When a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean
Job 5:31: and lo the Lord didst punish Job by forcing him to drink only the coffee left in the Starbucks at 9:00PM, and wouldst not allow him to have a fresh cup.
I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.
They also found a bride who strolled down the aisle carrying a bunch of kale, artichokes, and broccoli.
Umm, I think you skipped over the important part: proposing to men gives them cancer.
I feel like I’ve been catfished in a time machine....
Elizabeth Taylor is rolling over in her grave at this blasphemy.
Your attitude is really shitty.