“Women make a terrible mistake because they usually are so desperate to nest, that they pick on schlubs and worthless pieces of trash that they pick up in a bar, and then turn around and give them the keys to their car, invite them to move in, give them a credit card, and they’re surprised one day when their car is…

good luck bb! May your eggs drop timely and the sperm swim strong and true.

It’ll put hair on your fetus.

I love it when people from this country don't even know what freedom of speech actually means.

Wear the cone of shame.

NOT TODAY, SATAN! WITH YOUR BITES THAT PAY NO MIND TO THE NATURAL ORDER OF THE KITKAT!

I was almost excited for this movie on the premise alone but now... my good opinion once lost, is lost forever!

And there it is.

Well....that escalated quickly. Not so sure you’re actually “one of the good ones” if you can go from “my feelings are hurt” to “fuck you she was crazy” in .02 seconds, honestly.

Ugh...I hate all that Nicholas Sparks shit but yeah...I hope this is wonderful and they totally love each other and it isn’t super awkward and they aren’t totally different people now because that would be cute as shit. I like to think you meet the right people when you need them and you can love them. I’m also a…

No, I think she’s onto something here. The NAACP is clearly a racist organization that needs to be disbanded or countered with a national association for the advancement of white people. We as a people have been under represented in society for too long and our plight needs national attention.

Somebody needs to give his life a Wide Sargasso Sea treatment. I’m guessing that all those ‘broken’ women might have a different perspective on events.

I was thinking about that the other day. Seriously, shouldn’t you feel different from one part of your life to another? I don’t know, like more mature or whatever that means? Because I really, really do not. I wake up some days feeling pretty much the same way I did as a twenty something or even as a teen.

Your joke is so spot on that it hurt my soul when I read it.

“yourq [sic] amazing”

I was dating a guy. The first time i went to his apartment, he offered me a bottle of water. He opened this immaculate, perfectly organized fridge: Labels forward, rows like a military cemetery. It was some serious Sleeping With the Enemy looking shit. When he left the room, I checked the pantry. Same thing. It was…

A guy asked me out: he was in my class, handsome and funny, very clever. We dated, and at each point I felt under so much pressure to conform to his ideal person. He would get pissed for petty reasons, denigrate me, a few times he physically hurt me during sex way past the point of enjoyable. He was completely…

Anna Kendrick seems like a decent, hard-working, talented person. I take no issue with her twitter feed. I like her pointy little face.

This is the true story... of seven strangers... picked to live in a house...work together and have their lives taped... to find out what happens... when people stop being polite... and start discussing high trade tarriffs higher than 40% on Chinese exports, with the expectation of retaliatory economic actions...The…