I don't even have a first up husband.

Or MAYBE, all the bartenders are preggos, for the certain type of men who are turned on by pregnant ladies. Don't know. The outfit seemed sort of 'Hooters' to me.

More otters and donkeys please. Less adam levine.

I know!! She seems totally amazing, but I just don't get the whole circus for a celeb who to date has been on the private side. I was surprised it wasn't a quiet-ish A list affair at that amazing house of his on Lake Como. I mean, you do you, George and Amal, I'm just not buying what you're selling.

i dunno, she kind of reminds me of the avian bone lady from 30 rock.

Yes, they are excellent tips for having sex with a real doll; a robot; or a large, tractable, non-human animal. For humans, and human women? NO

We have prioritized the female sexual experience

If I had a dime for every guy I have met who is in the Magical Dick Powers club...I'd have over a dollar.

Gee, I can't imagine why you're not having enjoyable sexual experiences with women. Maybe few of them have the patience or stamina to spend hours trying to placate a shrieking manbaby. It's hard to get creative in bed when you're exhausted, or constantly worrying that you didn't do something exactly right. If you…

You're right, they are halfway decent tips, as long as you're not trying to have sex with a woman.

There is a guy that lives in the development that I grew up in that did his banking at an instore bank. I worked there for a few months in college. He had a mil in there (not FDIC guaranteed, but whatevs.) He seriously smelled like shit. He had a farm but I guess the reason for his money was that his family owned the…

You may laugh, but every super-rich person/member of the Illuminati does their banking at their local grocery store. Anything else is likely to attract attention.

Also, because it makes me laugh every time I see it…

Attention bad tippers: Paris Hilton is now a better person than you are. BOOM.

"New thing is new."

I blame these recently hired cooks:

I decided that I had to look up Koala Swimwear, too, and here is a sentence I found in the description of one of their suits: "It is a radical feminization style and, like all new things, it is new and radical."

Does he put a pasty over his sphincter or does the butt just get 0 coverage?

Zhang's Noodles: OpiYUM!

How old is your daughter?? There are several very good books about touching and touches that are not okay. As a child molestation survivor I told my daughter all of the proper names for all parts of her body from a young age and now that she's ten and beginning puberty I got her this book which covers pretty much…