Nov 26 2019

Along the same lines of the adults-only baby showers I keep getting invites to... HARD eyeroll. Like, you bitches know that the end game here is a child, right? But you can’t be bothered to tolerate one in your presence...?

Nov 26 2019

If you might want children in your 40s, freezing your eggs seems like an unnecessary hassle and expense- Just drunkenly hook up with an unemployed ex! It’s worked for more than one woman I know.

Nov 26 2019

The data indicated women going in for egg-freezing didn’t want to sit next to a couple, or children, an experience which might sour this “safe space for these single proactive women,” Huang said, women who are “like, not moved by pictures of babies, right?”

Nov 12 2019

The child is 18 years old and the entire internet is discussing her gynecological visits. I would have died of shame. I can only imagine how much she’s suffering right now, after suffering having that jackass as a father all these years.

Sep 6 2019

This probably makes me sound like a horrible feminist, but I really don’t give a flying fart that you had kids and also worked, considering you have enough money to pay for good childcare and health insurance without having to worry about paying your rent.  I’m sick of her throwing “being a mom” out there like it’s a Read more

Aug 5 2019

This is the worst idea of all time. You’re spraying your ass with this thing while sitting on a public toilet then you stick it back in your purse? And don’t try to tell me it isn’t going to leak all over your purse.

This is the worst idea of all time. You’re spraying your ass with this thing while sitting on a public toilet then

Aug 5 2019

Tell them that unless they’re a grad student, school doesn’t last forever.

Aug 1 2019

I’m totally leaving aside elder care. That’s very often a matter of failing health and requires professional attention as you noted. Read more

Jul 1 2019

Yeah, I bet you had the world completely figured out five minutes after you turned eighteen. Nobody could ever get over on you.

Jun 24 2019

In what universe is it appropriate for you to get taxpayer funded student loan relief so you could better finance your vacations and home renovations? You make 6 figures and have a $400 monthly student loan payment, and you’re complaining? I can’t believe I have to say this, but acknowledge your damn privilege.

Jun 13 2019

Is this the place where I mention that my partner got me to start using a CeraVe hyaluronic acid face wash every night and she was 100% right because it has made my face look a million times better? Read more

Jun 13 2019

Thank you! I was like wait, why are we not focusing on the hair?? He looks a million times better without the blow out.

Jun 12 2019

Football players have jock straps on, so there’s only going to be the rounded profile of a plastic cup being shown off. There no modesty needed. As such those towels are there because the players want to wipe there hands on them.

Jun 15 2017

How much porn do you think this guy watches? I’m not taking the “good” kinda porn, I’m talking about the kind where women are brutalized. I bet his hard drive is full of it.

Jan 7 2016

My friend’s mom once told us, “never trust a man who owns white sunglasses.” It sounds crazy, but it has proven to be true 100% of the time, in my experience.