Along the same lines of the adults-only baby showers I keep getting invites to... HARD eyeroll. Like, you bitches know that the end game here is a child, right? But you can’t be bothered to tolerate one in your presence...?

If you might want children in your 40s, freezing your eggs seems like an unnecessary hassle and expense- Just drunkenly hook up with an unemployed ex! It’s worked for more than one woman I know.

The data indicated women going in for egg-freezing didn’t want to sit next to a couple, or children, an experience which might sour this “safe space for these single proactive women,” Huang said, women who are “like, not moved by pictures of babies, right?”

The child is 18 years old and the entire internet is discussing her gynecological visits. I would have died of shame. I can only imagine how much she’s suffering right now, after suffering having that jackass as a father all these years.

It really just shows that... you’re American more than anything else.

This comes off as really bad spon con, or maybe some weird satire that is going way over my head?

This probably makes me sound like a horrible feminist, but I really don’t give a flying fart that you had kids and also worked, considering you have enough money to pay for good childcare and health insurance without having to worry about paying your rent.  I’m sick of her throwing “being a mom” out there like it’s a…

This is the worst idea of all time. You’re spraying your ass with this thing while sitting on a public toilet then you stick it back in your purse? And don’t try to tell me it isn’t going to leak all over your purse.

This is the worst idea of all time. You’re spraying your ass with this thing while sitting on a public toilet then…

Tell them that unless they’re a grad student, school doesn’t last forever.

I’m totally leaving aside elder care. That’s very often a matter of failing health and requires professional attention as you noted.

I appreciate the shout out.

Just about everybody, unfortunately.

Yeah, I bet you had the world completely figured out five minutes after you turned eighteen. Nobody could ever get over on you.

In what universe is it appropriate for you to get taxpayer funded student loan relief so you could better finance your vacations and home renovations? You make 6 figures and have a $400 monthly student loan payment, and you’re complaining? I can’t believe I have to say this, but acknowledge your damn privilege.

Is this the place where I mention that my partner got me to start using a CeraVe hyaluronic acid face wash every night and she was 100% right because it has made my face look a million times better?

Thank you! I was like wait, why are we not focusing on the hair?? He looks a million times better without the blow out.

Yes, it’s a sweaty-hands thing. Common in football, too.

Football players have jock straps on, so there’s only going to be the rounded profile of a plastic cup being shown off. There no modesty needed. As such those towels are there because the players want to wipe there hands on them.

How much porn do you think this guy watches? I’m not taking the “good” kinda porn, I’m talking about the kind where women are brutalized. I bet his hard drive is full of it.

My friend’s mom once told us, “never trust a man who owns white sunglasses.” It sounds crazy, but it has proven to be true 100% of the time, in my experience.