Apparently. I could not imagine wanting to do that more than once, though! That shit has to be irritating.

I've tried them a couple of times, in the 90s, because friends were insisting I should try and persist. Every single time I would get so cranky after a couple of hours, and then realize it was because there was a thong in my butt. I hate them. They're gross. They are ugly. They give you yeast infections. Why bother?…

Wow, groundbreaking! I'ma go with Tissa's assessment of "what did you expect"? Is it surprising that wearing a string tucked directly up the poop-zone causes poop on the string?

Yup, definitely part of why I don't wear thongs very often. Super uncomfortable. They feel dirty instantly. Make my asshole itch all day.
Plus they don't look good on anyone but porn stars - nope ! You won't convince me otherwise !

Yeah, but let's see someone herd a bunch of cats successfully.

Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, and it's a bit of a social syndrome in the "Straw Dogs" vein. In ancient China dogs made from straw were used in important ceremonies, and the little idols were treated with reverence. Until the end of ceremony, when the dogs were thrown into the street and walked all over like…

Question: do Americans actually give a shit about high school athletes? Reading that someone was a "star" high school athlete sounds silly to me. Like who gives a fuck - it's high school.

• When asked about her husband — who is apparently a man named Brian Austin Green — on the red carpet, she responded, "Brian doesn't get any intimacy whatsoever."

Yup. I'm not sure why people seem to all of a sudden think it's ok to put the full onus of birth control on the woman.

It's cute how people who consume the flesh and secretions of tortured animals on a daily basis use stories like these to assert their humanity. You're not fooling me, losers.

Thanks! We type really fast here and sometimes words get mixed up. It happens to everyone.

I wish people would cut you some slack on using the wrong word.. I feel all the feels over this and if I had to type it: misspelling misquoting missing the keyboard completely, that would be me.

Those fuckers! I hope Karma is swift and is carrying a huge whacky stick when they meet.

YES this is true. I also live in NYC, and whenever I need to get a new one, I always anticipate a wait of a few days. I just buy the thing, insurance be damned. I don't let doctors bully me into "trying" hormonal methods anymore, and my mental health thanks me for it.

I do agree that doctors themselves (in my experience) seem to try and divert their patients away from diagrams and cervical caps. I don't really know why. They have a lower success rate, but if the patient has proved they can't tolerate hormonal forms, is a bad match (high blood pressure, etc), or just doesn't want…

As someone who can't use hormonal birth control for medical reasons, can I toss in that we all have the option of condoms? And that even people on birth control should use them until both they and their partners have been tested for STDs/HIV?

I've been to plenty of catholic churches with paintings of the Virgin Mary breastfeeding Jesus. Catholicism is the biggest mother-cult there is. That usher sounds like he was in the wrong religion

Cool Pope has told mothers to breastfeed if their babies are hungry, no matter where they are. Also, that usher sounds like a dick.

as long as mine could be " Perfect Sleeper " !

He's eating "American".

Ugh, my husband will often suck on his fingers after he eats something messy. It takes every ounce of restraint I possess not to yell at him to use a fucking napkin.