You're going to feel really bad about judging him when you find out he was raised by feral cats in the Appalachian foothills.

This was my ex to a TEE!

The pups seem none too happy with her choice. I'm pretty sure they're like (from left to right)...nope, this is completely unacceptable, FUCK OFF TERRY RICHARDSON/WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING MARTHA THE PILLOW WITH MY FACE DOES NOT MAKE UP FOR YOUR TERRIBLE CHOICE IN PHOTOGRAPHERS/I DON'T LIKE HOW HE'S LOOKING AT…

I understand parents being advised not to do this by law enforcement.

Many progressives and most socialists agree: The State can take care of your child better than you can.

ahhh, no more Beach Bodies articles? I guess summer is over.

Sorry, not as bad as Nickelback.

Yeah. Her old nose is everything.

I think bumped noses can be really beautiful! I also love noses that hook down, so when you smile your upper lips almost touches the nose. But I also find that you have to have stronger features to be able to support that nose, like fuller cheeks and defined jawline.

I love a "bumped nose". I find it makes the face look stronger and more beautiful. It hurts me when women want to have it removed. A curved nose in a straight nose landscape adds character!!!!

My rates are quite reasonable, though I draw the line at politicians. :)

Are you being obtuse on purpose? A defining trait among many black noses is that it's wider and flatter with a low bridge. Just because many Asians also have wider and flatter noses with low bridges as well doesn't mean these aren't any less defining traits of their noses of either ethnicity. Basically, a trait can…

Maybe his parents should have a little consideration.

Women labor on the toilet all the time, it's an optimal position to open the birth canal and use gravity to help bring the baby down.

In all honesty, I was trying to go to the bathroom before I had my daughter, and the nurses kept telling me that I didn't have to go, that the baby was coming. So they wouldn't let me sit on the toilet. Long story short, after I sprayed poop all over the nurse, requiring a shirt change, my daughter was indeed born…

I don't think he so much "delivered" the baby as dropped the baby that his wife delivered - into the friggin toilet!

I would just lie and say it was a "water birth." Technically true.

Pro-tip: it is always an unpopular position to suggest there's a "best" time in someone's life to do anything. Because

I like Khloe too, though full disclosure I've never watched a full episode of KUWTK and I have no intention of doing so. My eyes will probably bleed. However, Khloe seems to be the most normal of the ladies and I can imagine having a conversation with her. The others? Not so much.