Nope, they're called kits. Much cuter.

in the absence of any pix to make sense of this story, i bring you this Pulitzer prize

I have a close friend who ended up with an unnecessary C-section 8 years ago (during which the anesthesia didn't work, so she felt every single bit of it and has dealt with PTSD since) for that very reason. Her labor was taking too long, and her OB didn't want to miss his tee time. So he lied to her, he lied to her…

That women should have a little respect for her Doctor, Her vaginal birth has a good chance of interfering with his golf game. Pregnant women are so selfish, they act like giving birth is all about them and their babies.

Ok. I have been drunk, but I have never been "Grab the baby and the guns, let's hit Jack in the Box" drunk.

I feel like straight people have a thing about sex having to involve all parties genitals at all times >_<

I like that straight people have decided that scissoring is not a thing and that it is their job to inform lesbians of this fact

And also order pizza at Subway because "it's like way healthier than regular pizza."

Yes, now women of all sexual orientations can have their love lives ruined by Cosmo. It is truly a brave new world.

I hope at least one of the tips is trim your nails.

No. Neither is it "cultural appropriation" to be a white couple without fertility problems and choose to adopt a couple of black babies, as two very dear friends of mine did. Especially if you try to raise the children with as much access to their African heritage as to their European one.

Oh my god this is nothing short of terrifying. I don't know what it's going to take before we reform our animal agriculture system, but it's looking like change isn't going to come until we're actually dying en masse from things that should be cleared up with a short course of antibiotics. Welcome to the dystopian…

I know people who can have kids, but genetically should not because of centuries of inbreeding back in their ancestral European countries. New genes from an ethnicity that does not have their genetic defects is promising.

Well said.

Want to listen to her narrate an audiobook of Wuthering Heights, please.

I just love the mom, smiling, all "get out me car." That is all. Love!

Uh... if there is 100,000 stray dogs and cats in Turkey, then those mice and rats don't stand a chance.

When is it wrong to hug people?