Why can't we all just do whatever the fuck we want? I use almond milk for smoothies, etc and Trader Joe's Soy Creamer for coffee.

She's not that fat.

#notallblueeyes

It's not unusual for victims in abusive relationships to go back several times before finally severing the relationship for good.

Um, did you just imply hippos are not graceful?

Man, that guy just kept harping on her! He asked for a photo, she said no, making it clear she'd just take the party somewhere else, and he just kept on coming back at her. He seems awfully desperate for someone promoting "The #1 nightclub in America!"

I had a friend in a similar situation. Got knocked up at 16, father denied everything. Never saw her or the kid. Years later, she meets a new, great guy. The guy pays for family therapy because he wants her kid to have a good relationship with him. Once they're married, they decide that he should adopt the kid. They…

Her mistake was telling him about the pregnancy at all.

As long as she introduces Patric in all her court filings as "Speed 2 star Jason Patric" she shouldn't have any problems winning her case.

She also says that Patric has never paid child support, and prior to filing his paternity suit in 2012 when her son Gus was three, Patric had "never owned a crib or a car seat, changed Gus' diaper, bathed the child, nor had Gus sleep over at his home without [her]."

Ugh. This is pretty much exactly what happened to my cousin.

Can't say she was really using good judgment in getting sperm from an ex boyfriend.

I'm so not surprised that she's an older White woman.

We live in a society where no one wants to particularly help parents, but they really, really want to judge them.

Sweet, silly Dodai. They don't want you having sex at ALL. Unless the man decides he wants spawn.

What's really upsetting about this story is that it's happening at the same time as reproductive rights restrictions. So: Don't have an abortion, don't have access to birth control, but once you have that kid, child care? You're on your own.

Sadly, I feel as though a lot of things may confound these folks. For example: ocean tides, lady parts, baby making, rape rape, BENGHAZI!!!!, HPV vaccinations, gay stuff, and brown people.

YOU BETTER BE FUCKING LYING.