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A four month old baby absolutely needs ear protection. Doesn't matter what kind of concert. Nursing in public, I've got no problem with that, but without ear protection at a concert baby's hearing can be irreversibly harmed.

They offered either a new seat or a refund.

Was the baby peacefully sleeping or breast feeding?

Man walks into dealership for SERVICE. I don't know about you, but no one from sales talks to me when I am in for service. Also, they added at least 5 grand worth of bullshit charges in the way of a maintenance plan and service contract. Something tells me they saw an easy target and went for it. That is a little

I hear real trauma and anguish too. Her pregnancy was basically ruined by all the body hate.

I definitely get what she's saying, even if the expression is odd. I know a number of academic women who hid pregnancies until very late stages, and I thought it was weird. Then I got pregnant. And now I see why they did that.

I like that this piece isn't just a photoshop "Gotcha!" but points out exactly why it matters: it proves how overrated this sicko is.

All right. I've had enough of you and your bullshit. Let me save you the hassle of spouting out every God damned Fox News talking point: "marriage good—divorce bad! Because marriage good—divorce bad! UNGA BUNGA! WELFARE QUEENS! BENGHAZI!"

It is. Holy shit. I had some in the hospital once and have been craving it ever since.

morphine IS amazing #truestory

My parents didn't do drugs, but my dad told me he was on Morphine once and accidentally made it sound amazing.

I wanted to SO BADLY. But we have size restrictions on the photos and his photo is gigantic. I linked to it.

You talk about his hair, and then you use a photo of him where you can't see his hair. C'mon.

she talks about orgasms, you never want to have sex ever

I'm in my mid 20's, and I'd date a woman in her late thirties or early forties. But good luck finding any woman willing to deal with that cultural taboo. Well that and the fact that I'm a fat dude and not the stereotype of youth.

Yahia is going to have a very bad life experience one day. I hope when that time comes he will look back and reflect on his actions.

I read these tweets and I'm all...

I don't know if Kate Middleton is anorexic but she did follow the European princess handbook and drop a shitload of weight the minute she got engaged, just like Letizia of Spain who looks like a strong wind could snap her in half. They both look way skinnier than they did before they married.