the baffling phenomena of boiling peanuts before you eat them

by the time they found him he was just carry on

Because the person using it can’t aim for shit.

“Bless his heart.”

Rein in.

My family used to have a bar that featured live music. The easiest way to pay for those bands, consisting of actual, live, talented human beings, was to charge a modest cover. I never had a problem turning away the cheapskates that wouldn’t pay the cover, which was far less than a movie ticket. Those kind of customers…

“NH turnout this year is surpassing the 2008 record.

A win is a win. But I wonder if anyone in his campaign is worried that he’s been running for years and promising this “revolution” with this massive increase in voter turnout...and this “revolution” keeps topping out in the mid-to-upper 20's. Yeah, it’s a crowded field in literal numbers, but most of the other…

Here are the only possible outcomes:

Ugh. Look, I’m totally going to vote for whoever gets the nomination, and as much as I hate it, it looks like it’s gonna be this old guy. But man, I have absolutely no faith that he can beat Trump. Like none. White American isn’t gonna vote for a Jewish socialist, it just ain’t gonna happen. The moment he gets the nom…

Yes, the electoral reality of socialists who have convinced themselves, through interaction within their own echo chamber, that most people agree with them.

You’re on the money about hand-washing. That’s one of the best things you can do to protect yourself for this virus!

This is the kind of headline that could have used a definite article at the opening. “Doctor Who Tried to Warn...” has a distinctly different meaning for some people than if they were to read “The Doctor Who Tried to Warn....”

I come from a “cruise family” as I like to put it. My Dad, Brother, Neice, and Nephew cruise twice a year. I join once a year if I can. It is definitely very cheesy and many people are drunk but if you embrace it and find your niche it is relaxing and fun (even the years I never take a sip of alcohol). Mine is the spa…

The best fictional arc I’ve seen on being a Chef and trying to run/own a restaurant was Kim Dickens arc in Treme. Covered the staffing, the friends, the investors who screw you. 

I love Mashups. This is my all time fave:

That’s what Parasite is about pretty much. 

They probably mistook her for Kamilah.

Also liked the touch of a bunch of kids in cages singing “Born in the USA” before the Puerto Rico flag unveil.

Abrams made that statement of not wanting to be Biden’s VP back when she was still considering a presidential run. Since then she decided not to enter the race and has said she would be open to being the VP of any Democratic nominee.