Speak for yourself. I have admittedly terrible taste in music (by most standards) and love Fall Out Boy

When I was little I was obsessed with two animals: cats and manatees. I chose manatees as the topic of my 4th grade research project.

Except for the whole boob job thing, this seems less like a joke to me and more a shaming tactic. After all, mockery and laughter can be effective tools when all else has failed.

Gay wolves are *the best*.

Wait, you guys are against that? Because it sounds like good advice to me. Like the news from John Stewart, sure it makes you laugh, but he’s also giving good advice.

So cute.

In the future when it's legal again because they're thriving DUH

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. When I think about manatees and how much they like people even though we’ve hurt them so many times, I cry and cry. I love them SO MUCH.

Remember when he bragged about sniping looters during Katirna? Great guy.

So I - a person who doesn’t worry about intruders barging into her home and doesn’t keep herself armed at all times so that she can take down the bad guys - am the fearful one? WHO KNEW?

“Bo, the First Dog of the United States, or Sunny, his less powerful sister (The patriarchy at work, am I right?)“

SO curious about Bo and Sunny’s official canine legislative powers/duties.

Jia greyed me when I called her out on Lena Dunham last week. I am one of the most.popular commenters on Jezebel and she pulls this petty shit.

DNA test before any snark please. Thank.you.

Second this. Bail for someone who has ALREADY FLED THE COUNTRY is nonsense.

SHERIFF MAY I TROUBLE YOU FOR A GLASS OF WARM MILK AND BY GLASS OF WARM MILK I MEAN A NICE CHARDONNAY

EXCUSE ME, SHERIFF, BUT WHAT IS THE THREAD COUNT ON THESE SHEETS?!?! HOW IS A LADY TO SLEEP?

Honestly, she shouldn’t even have bond. I’m all for giving reasonable bail/bond to people. Even releasing them without cash bail or bond. But there are two criteria for remanding someone: (1) danger to the community and (2) flight risk.

Well, to be fair, have you seen that jail? I don’t think the sheets are egyptian cotton, I don’t know if they are even cotton at all!

This woman, worth at least many millions, ordered Dominoes pizza and she’s complaining about “subpar” jail.conditions. Was she hoping for the Goodfellas suite where she could dice garlic over slow cooked veil and enjoy expensive red wine? In conclusion: Fuck her straight to hell, and tack on some significant years…

Thank you. Almost nobody brings up the lack of representation of Bears at the Academy awards. Did you know that, as it stands, there have been over 1700 acting nominations in the history of the awards and only 23 have gone to Bears(Meryl Streep, Claude Rains).