The Drowning man parable:

Bae got Gwoke.

I’m reminded of the joke where a guy’s on a roof praying for God to save him, boats come, he refuses because he’s waiting for God. He dies, asks God why the fuck he didn’t rescue him, God says he sent boats.

OMFG
Gwake has turned her into a *born-again*?

Hey, Crystal. Lingerie stores do free bra fittings so you can make sure the band is large enough. You should check that out.

lol i know like i would really like to have a day to spend being a shithead with some hot pals on a jet ski rn

I hate sororities and I hate this sort of thing and I hate myself for saying this but god DAMN if this shit isn’t impressive

Woke is when someone has “woke up to” the forces of injustice and inequality. The Social Justice Force has been awakened in them, if you will.

“It would be more useful to compare a one-to-one example, even if hypothetical, as opposed to Gayle’s. The simple truth is that you’re ignoring the broad context of how women are systematically treated with much harsher beauty standards than men and are much more likely to be discriminated against in nearly all areas.…

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.

Sorry, Matt McGorry but I stopped reading after the 5th tweet. I can’t process the weird way the tweets are split up. My brain isn’t processing stuff too well at this moment. Thanks for the support and speaking against Morgan.

Whoa, get it right. Balmain landed these icons, not the other way around.

So both of these people are insufferable, but it’s so weird that literally everything they didn’t like about her (lightness, distracting family) was positive and inspiring when he stepped up. I’d be mad too if I was her, but in less of a “why can’t I ever be good enough” way and in more of a “that’s some internalized…

This season on American Idol, watch one couple’s marriage implode.

Its like someone took Valentinos awesome space prints from last year and made them super ugly.

“JEAH!” The man, it turns out, is Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte. “JEAH JEAH JEAH!”

They must be made of lycra, because that is a stretch

In less tense news, here’s a pic of J.Lo scrolling through the bigass iPhone she has hidden under her notes during a break, totally ignoring Keith and Harry as they her swap stories about all the lady fans who’ve love them oer the years.

I can’t for the life of me remember where I heard this. But I recall hearing a quote from the costume designer or someone involved wieth costuming about Rey’s outfit. They wanted to make it simple enough that kids would be able to make it themselves and more girls would dress as Rey that way. Something like that.