I look at it this way: after being given the keys to the world’s biggest, most lucrative franchise, really the only thing Abrams had to do here was demonstrate that he knew how to make it work, and the reviews seem to bear that out. This is a reassuring shoulder squeeze from the Powers That Be that, yes Virginia, Star…

fuck man, i never thought i’d defend wal-mart and/or one of its entities, but here i am

Trust someone named Chaz and this is what happens.

Counter counter-point, some of us are in long-distance relationships and sexting is fucking great.

At least it was his wife.

I sext and anyone who tries to shame me can die in a fire, ‘s all I can say.

Didn’t one of Bergdahl’s friends say she thought it was basically bullshit he was ever let in the Army due to mental health issues? He’d been discharged from the Coast Guard due to mental unfitness, I don’t see how the Army is thinking yeah you couldn’t handle the Coast Guard? Well let’s see how you do with the…

I WAS A SCHOLAR. I HAD SCHOLARLY PURSUITS.

I also don’t have anything.

HAHAHA This is even better for it happening at Easter.

Starred for your description of an ideal holiday of any religion (schmear and not doing much).

By “Holiday” do you mean the Good Friday when I hooked up with super hot Alex? Or the Easter Sunday when I met him at the family brunch and learned he was my dad’s half-sister’s son?

I MADE A BURNER FOR EXACTLY THIS PURPOSE.

No. I was just struggling to come up with a first name that makes you think Jew but isn’t necessarily Jewish that wasn’t:

I went to high school with like, a dozen of this man. *shudder*

“Steph is having the greatest moment of his career, but instead of living his postgame life dripped in champagne and partying, he is relentlessly and lovingly tied to his family.”

Riley is gorgeous and a product of her extended, beautiful family. However, you do realize that her father is an artist unparalleled in the modern sports world? He is a genius, on pace to have the single greatest basketball season in NBA history. In another life he could have been a ballet dancer, an ice skater,…

He’s a fucking idiot. Like a complete moron. at least it illuminates how very base and horrible a lot of this shit really boils down to. There are stupid, tunnel-visioned young men serving in the military all over the world who think it’s all going to be excitement and blowing crap up and when it ends up being…

I mean, maybe it’s because I’m woefully ignorant of military and anything having to do with it, but I DO NOT understand his explaination of the DUSTWUN. “I thought the leadership was bad,and this would bring attention to it.” Huh? Why would you do that? Or think that’s a good idea? Roam the desert in Afghanistan to…

So just so I understand your word salad, Man U is the best, Sir Alex Ferguson is the best, and the author of this article is dumb because he's 'only' been a soccer fan since 2006?